Posted on 07/15/2011 9:18:29 PM PDT by caper gal 1
PHOENIX - We hear a lot of complaints about security screeners groping airline passengers.
But now, a Colorado woman is accused of putting her hands on a TSA agent at Sky Harbor International Airport in Phoenix.
Court records show 61-year-old Yukari Mihamae grabbed the left breast of the female agent Thursday at the Terminal 4 checkpoint.
Police say she squeezed and twisted the agent's breast with both hands.
Officers say Mihamae admitted to the crime.
There's no word why she touched the agent.
Mihamae now faces a felony count of abuse.
According to court records, she lives in Longmont, Colorado and is self-employed.
“Mihamae now faces a felony count of abuse.
According to court records, she lives in Longmont, Colorado and is self-employed.”
Mihamae wa tittytwista shimashita!
You are too nice. I would like to have some monkey grip pliers.
At any rate, what we have here is a real life freedom fighter. She steps up to the plate, then delivers a grand slam.
Yup, completely!
Her defense is simple.... She’s multi-orgasmic (not origami) an as the TSA junk juggler fondled her ummm erotic regions she swooned an grabbed the first thing handy to keep from falling....
Got her nut from the nut an grabbed the boob to keep from falling an busting her butt.
Granted a guard house lawyer defense .......but this is America. It’ll work !
Why would she touch a TSA when they touch you where-ever the heck they want to, hmm?
Why would she touch a TSA when they touch you where-ever the heck they want to, hmm?
Why would she touch a TSA when they touch you where-ever the blank they want to, hmm?
Oops.
I’d have paid good money to have seen that. :)
Grabbing a tit is a felony?
What kind of insanity is that?
What if they decide you’re their type and take you off for a more ‘personal’ search?
Kind of reminiscent of the (in)famous Milgram experiments, which tested people, unbeknownst to them, how far they would “obey orders” to torment others who were “supposedly” the experimental subjects who but actually were not harmed and were in on the plot. Surely not even George W. Bush, who called for the damned agency to come into existence, was envisioning the scenario of daily peepshows and gropes?
Tea Party ***** Twister?
And some people imagine the Republican party is pro-Constitution.Republicans simply attack different freedoms than do Democrats.
Career politicians are all dangerous.
I and my lab partner built at least some of these “control panels” in the 1970s.Instead of sending the supposed electrical shocks to the “subject” it counted which intensity of schock the “control operator” intended to administer.I think a hidden light blinked to cue the “subject” so he could fake being shocked.It wasn’t really explained to us;we were just asked to build the boxes to given specs in the electronics lab.
I like you, Yakuri, you’ve got BALLS!
And you’re a great American too!
It is a fascinating and very disturbing study.
how low can we go? how fast can we get there?
The complaining TSA agent’s name should be well publicized.
Sweet ping!
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