Male Brains Aren't Designed To Listen to Female Voices

Stylecaster ^ | 06/07/11 | Andrea Uku

[Arrowhead1952]

It has been my own personal experience that a man can out gossip and itch and whine any female I have ever met.

I've met some men like that too. My wife and I have been married over 30 years, and have never had any major arguments. She has her interests and I have mine. We do share some common ones and those get priority.

There was a saying about three things to never mention when one of the other is upset: Kids, money and letting the kids drive.

Honey, where are we going to get the money to get the kids a car to drive to school? - - - And THAT is when the fight started.

[Immerito]

Thanks for the ping!

This single lady promises to restrict urges to babble around single men. ;-)

[RandallFlagg]

Aye. My pleasure.

[Marie Antoinette]

Trying to decide if this gets you off the hook or totally busted! LOL!

[Reagan80]

It’s just that they were better able to ignore female voices than other men...

[Little Ray]

I suspect it is more content related.

[Reagan80]

It’s just that they were better able to ignore female voices than other men...

[NFHale]

“...Apparently, the vibration and number of sound waves in our voice makes it harder for men to decipher what we’re saying...”

...And lady, unless yer “vibration and sound waves” add up to “Hey! I Want To Get Laid Tonight, Mr. Studly Do-Right!!!” you generally just sound like fingernails on a chalkboard to us, most of the time!

Hahahah!!!

[SaraJohnson]

I am going to buy a voice synthesizer.

[sickoflibs]

You like the sound of any woman’s voice if they are wearing the right shirt, and fill it out right. You cave-man :)

[hiredhand]

That’s funny! But I think I’ll refrain from sending the URL to SP. :-) LOL! :-)

[stephenjohnbanker]

” You like the sound of any woman’s voice if they are wearing the right shirt, and fill it out right. You cave-man :)”

Also they must..

1) have their own place

2) be employed

3) plenty of Sam Adams in the fridge

[Quix]

I can understand that.

It’s most annoying to me when it’s about something that’s not very important or time sensitive.

Nevertheless, over the decades, By God’s Grace and work, I’ve become more patient with all manner of stuff.

[Quix]

LOL.

Too often, it sure seems that way!

I just wish He had not installed an auto-pilot in the voice box as standard equipment!

[Quix]

5 minutes?

That fast!?!

How do you manage that?

What’s your training program? Fess up! Make a mint!

[Servant of the Cross]

Beautiful. Proof that God has a sense of humor.

[Mat_Helm]

Andrea has spoken and therefore it must be true because she is a women.......but she is ridiculously wrong. She is confusing hearing, with listening, with bothering to even give a response to what was heard. Men instinctively are wired to hear a women's voice and give it a higher priority in our brains. This is why after countless studies the digital voice in figher aricraft is called “Bitching Betty”, because with all the noise, beeps, blips, radio chatter going on in an aircraft pilots would not hear an emergency caution over all the inputs. But when she comes on and says “Engine Fire Right - Engine Fire Right” above all the other noise, that calming women's voice is immediately discerned above everything else and the pilot reacts to it instantly. No my friends we are wired to hear that high pitched sultry voice and pick it out above all other sounds unless we have not gone through puberty yet.

[Godebert]

Bookmarked to use later as an excuse.

[CSM]

I have loved that story for years. So much in fact that for awhile my sig block at work had a quote. I hate people that put cheesy quotes on their e-mails, so in honor of them I added “Some people should just go drink tea” to mine.

It cheered me up all the time.

[Servant of the Cross]

God took a rib out of man and created a microphone.

The original story of the Creation of Woman ...

So God asked Adam, "What is wrong with you?"

Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.

God said, "Then I will give you a companion, and she will be called a 'woman'. This person will cook for you and wash your clothes, she will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a headache, and will freely give 'love' and compassion whenever needed. She will never question your behaviour or the company you keep. She will support you and understand that you have important decisions to make throughout your life and don't have time for nonsense..."

Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"

God replied, "An arm and a leg."

Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?"

And the rest is history...