Posted on 07/11/2011 5:28:39 PM PDT by Baynative
Interesting footnote: When I went to google images for the requisite picture of the brainwashed child from Evergreen Indoctrination Center, I found that there were now 14 pages of complimentary pictures before one of her true personality showed up.
Why the rush?
Good catch. I missed that example of local journalistic talent.
BTW, didn’t this civil suit also target Caterpillar?
Any monetary reward resultant from the civil suit will go toward a new “Pancakes for the Homeless” program in honor of their saint.
Not easy to say, but the FACT is that Jews will be treated like crap ANYWHERE they live (except Israel...and that sometimes gets blurry).
It is hard to think of another country where Jews should have expected to be left alone, as much as Sweden. But even Sweden managed to find a way to make them feel like they were in Nazi Germany.
At some point Jews will figure out that they CANNOT rely on their local government to protect them and that they MUST take steps to make sure that they can take care of themselves.
...unfortunately, it will take a long time for them to figure that out.
St. Pancake BUmp!
Unless they hired her as a human chock block..... which is unlikely, she would have no doubt failed the intelligence test for such a position.
I think she is now “St. Pancake”.
In other news. Why did the family sue? Are they flat broke?
Oh? So she has been beauty-fied?
She is STILL Dead!
The Death of the Flat Rachael Corrie
Oh the legend lives on from Palestinians on down
Of the big thing they call a ‘bulldozer’
The dozer, it’s said, always flattens its dead
When the left wing protesters turn looney.With a carbon steel frame sixty-two metric tons more
Than the flat Rachael Corrie weighed empty.
The blade it is true is a thing to be feared
When the treads of the dozer start rolling.The Cat was the pride of the Israeli side
Coming back from some hills in the Gaza
As the big dozers go, it was bigger than most
With a diesel of four hundred horses.Concluding some berms with a couple of quick turns
Then they left fully fueled up for Rafah
When later that day her megaphone sang
Could it be that dumb b***h they was hearin’?The dirt in the treads made a tattle-tale sound
As the mud broke over the blading
And every man knew, as Miss Corrie did too,
T’was a big Caterpillar come dozin’.The blade came down and the dumb twit stood her ground
When the D9 bulldozer came plowin’.
Devoid of good sense and ignoring all risk
She turned her back on the oncoming dozer.When it finally came, the dumb b***h kept her place, sayin’
Surely, they’ll stop what they’re doing.
Under the tread her air pathway caved in, she said
Dammit, this shouldn’t have happened!Her friends called in that the blonde b***h was down,
And the bomb storage house was in peril.
And later that day when her lights went outta sight
Came the death of the flat Rachael Corrie.Does any one know where the sense of libs go
When the blade turns the minutes to hours?
The soldiers all say she’d have got out okay
If she’d put fifteen more feet behind her.She might have been crushed or she might have split wide;
May have broke ribs and her bladder.
And all that remains is the traces and the stains
Of her imprint, the tread tracks and splatter.Arafat stews, Hizbollah spews
From the rooms of their compounds in Gaza.
The ISM screams like a spoiled preteen
They voice their support for the terror.And don’t we all know, when the buses explode
They’ll march out their apologists willing,
Now activists go as the drivers all know
With the big caterpillars remembered.In a musty old room in Ramallah they prayed,
In the ISM office of terror.
The door bell chimed till it rang seventy-two times
For each cleat on the big Caterpiller.The legend lives on from Palestinians on down
Of the big thing they call a ’bulldozer’.
The dozer, they said, always flattens its dead
When left wing protestors turn looney!(hat tip to BastardSword Blog & apologies to Gordon Lightfoot)
maybe they’ll use a time machine.
I have three words for poor Rachel:
STAY! Good girl.
Anybody stoopid enough to find themself in the area a dozer is about to crush, who doesn’t run screaming like a little girl, deserves being reduced to an oily smear.
I love a happy ending. If only more libs would take this approach to life.
Beauty-fied? Heck, she is downright Rooty Tooty Fresh ‘n Fruity.
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