[Gator113]

“......he will open yours.”

My eyes are wide open and I see you for what you are.

As for my toys..... oh ya, I have lots and lots of toys. God provided them and I am very thankful.

You are like most ex-wives, you insist on the last word and you refuse to shut up. Hmmmm, maybe that’s part of your mormonism training. LMAO at you again. You funnier than a rodeo clown.

What do I have to do to get you to quit posting to me, get an exorcist to do his magic on you? LOL

Now that I know that you’re a female, I would have difficulty in being rude to you, so PLEASE, just shut up.

[svcw]

I have an idea G. Stop whining about the replies to you and ignore them.
Good grief, for a guy who wants to be the smartest in the room, well you..........

[reaganaut]

My eyes are wide open and I see you for what you are.

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I am a child of God saved by Grace.

You have been insulting and you are the one who keeps insisting on having the last word and seem to think that by LMAO (childish btw) you can insult me into silence. Won’t work. I am a strong willed, intelligent woman with strong opinions (much like Palin) and won’t just ‘go away’ because some neanderthal tells me to.

Like most ex-husbands (not that I have one still married to my first) you are more concerned with your toys than what really matters.

You want me to quit posting to you? Quit posting to me and stop insulting me. Run along and play, little boy.

[reaganaut]

So, you are blaming God for your materialism? Wow, just wow.

[Elsie]

My eyes are wide open and I see you for what you are.

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 FREE KITTENS

A pretty little girl named Suzy was standing on the sidewalk in front of her home in Salt Lake City. Next to her was a basket containing a number of tiny creatures; in her hand was a sign announcing FREE KITTENS.

Suddenly a line of big black cars pulled up beside her. Out of the lead car stepped a tall, grinning man.

"Hi there little girl, I'm President Thomas Monson. What do you have in the basket?" he asked.

"Kittens," little Suzy said.

"How old are they?" asked Monson.

Suzy replied, "They're so young, their eyes aren't even open yet."

"And what kind of kittens are they?"

"Mormons," answered Suzy with a smile.

Thompson was delighted. As soon as he returned to his car, he called his PR chief and told him about the little girl and the kittens.

Recognizing the perfect photo op, the two men agreed that the president should return the next day; and in front of the assembled media, have the girl talk about her discerning kittens.

 

 

So the next day, Suzy was again standing on the sidewalk with her basket of "FREE KITTENS," when another motorcade pulled up, this time followed by vans from Deseret News, The Ensign magazine  and KSL.

Cameras and audio equipment were quickly set up, then Thompson got out of his limo and walked over to little Suzy.

"Hello, again," he said, "I'd love it if you would tell all my friends out there what kind of kittens you're giving away."

"Yes sir," Suzy said. "They're Christians."

Taken by surprise, the Living Prophet® stammered, "But... but... yesterday, you told me they were MORMONS."

Little Suzy smiled and said, "I know. But today, they have their eyes open"

 FREE KITTENS

[Elsie]

Now that I know that you’re a female, I would have difficulty in being rude to you, so PLEASE, just shut up.

So; you're "just a guy, bein' a guy, doin' guy things."

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Psst...

I'm a guy. Be rude: I can take it.

[Elsie]

You are like most ex-wives, you insist on the last word and you refuse to shut up.

Speaking of Last Words...

On March 23, 1877, Lee was executed by firing squad at Mountain Meadows on the site of the 1857 massacre.

His last words included a reference to Young:

"I do not believe everything that is now being taught and practiced by Brigham Young. I do not care who hears it. It is my last word... I have been sacrificed in a cowardly, dastardly manner."