Posted on 06/27/2011 12:50:04 PM PDT by Nachum
A video I shot for the College Democrats of America at their annual summer conference.
(Excerpt) Read more at vimeo.com ...
Vid at link.
After I gave my own version of a Charlie Brown, AUUGHHH!- I thought this video just BEGGING to be spoofed....
Wow and here I was thinking the video was going to be full of hollow slogans and platitudes bereft of any substance, like the 2008 election. But clearly the bearded hippy-kid in the red shirt really knows how to articulate a concise and detailed summary of his ideology.
Why am I a Democrat? Because I enjoy being irresponsible with my body and your money.
Ideology? Gee, what’s that? Is that a new major?
Why am I a Democrat? Because I enjoy getting free stuff at somebody else’s expense.
Ah, the musings of a first-semester, know-it-all college student. Does he mention a jam-band and how crunchy they are?
Your a Democrat if you believe that forcing people to buy Medical Insurance is constitutional.
Your a Democrat if you believe making folks change their roofs, water-heaters, Furnaces and A/C units -before you can sell your house is reasonable in this economy.
Your a Democrat if you believe Gay Marriage should be forced upon all the States and against the will of the people.
Your a Democrat if you believe Judges can Legislate from the bench.
Your a Democrat if you believe that it's sane to let Guantanamo Prisoners onto U.S. soil where they can be freed by Liberal Justices upon the American people.
Your a Democrat if you believe that Marriage should not be defended.
Your a Democrat if you believe the legislature can spend it's way out of this economic morass.
I've met a lot of Democrats lately that meet all these.
What’s wrong with the first guy’s face? Did he look like that before he became a Democrat or after? Inquiring minds want to know.
Why am I a democrat? Because I hate America, despise capitalism, blame Bush for everything, stand for open borders and kick puppies.
I'm a moron
I'm a genetic mutant
I'm a simpleton
I need to be in a mental hospital under observation
I rode my Harley into a tree at 110 mph without a helmet
My pregnant herpes-infected mental-defective girl friend thinks I'm cool
I ate too many Twinkies
Stephen Spielberg said I should be
I like hanging around with long-haired, dope-smoking, lice-ridden Daily Kos assholes who all think like me.
they are a parody of human beings
I’m a democrat because:
1) The prof. will give me an A.
2) I don’t have to remember silly facts
There it is, in a tidy nutshell.
They must have edited out all the Democrats saying they were for freedom and individual liberty. Didn’t see any...
I’m a Democrat because:
Your money isn’t really yours.
Your property isn’t really yours.
I believe the courts should step in when the little people vote wrong.
Victory on a battlefield is racist.
Wall Street really does need taxpayer money.
You’re racist.
You’re sexist.
You’re homophobic.
National borders are a myth.
You’re too stupid to understand Global Warming.
You’re not trustworthy with firearms.
College professors really are underpaid.
You’re greedy.
You just think I’m a Democrat. I actually have no bias.
“Freedom” is racist and antiquated.
We need average working class joes like Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid fighting for the little people.
I smoke a lot of pot.
I’ve never held a real job.
They use your money to pay me.
I’m a Democrat because I cherish the air of smug superiority that comes with being told I’m smart, sophisticated and compassionate in spite of all evidence to the contrary.
Because working for a living is too boring?
What was funny about that guy was he was the only one that looked and sounded like he had a spark in his head, everyone else sounded like air heads memorizing a script.
Funny - that’s exactly the recruiting technique that communists use on young people... funny how they use the same techniques, isn’t it? Almost as if they are the same movement.
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