[AnAmericanAbroad]

Useless without pics.

If they’re hot, it’d motivate me, that’s for sure. Hell, I’d pave the entire distance myself. In 36 hours.

If they look like Helen Thomas, on the other hand, I’d just say, “I’ll get around to it. Eventually. Goin’ out for a beer-see ya later.”

[Caipirabob]

Useless without pics.

This is my Colombiana, and this would be a crisis in my house!