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There once was a sick one named Weiner
Who had a perverted demeanor
Forced from the hill
For acting like Bill
Now Congress is one weiner leaner
1 posted on 06/24/2011 5:07:01 PM PDT by Libloather
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To: Libloather
Ninth Meaning and Definition (a.) Constituting or being one of nine equal parts into which anything is divided. (n.) The quotient of one divided by nine; one of nine equal parts of a thing; the next after the eighth. (a.) Following the eight and preceding the tenth; coming after eight others. (n.) A chord of the dominant seventh with the ninth added. (n.) An interval containing an octave and a second. (a.) Constituting or being one of nine equal parts into which anything is divided. (n.) A chord of the dominant seventh with the ninth added. (n.) The quotient of one divided by nine; one of nine equal parts of a thing; the next after the eighth. (n.) An interval containing an octave and a second. (a.) Following the eight and preceding the tenth; coming after eight others.
2 posted on 06/24/2011 5:18:20 PM PDT by Fred Nerks (FAIR DINKUM!)
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To: Libloather

ROFLOL!


3 posted on 06/24/2011 5:20:25 PM PDT by iceskater (11/2/10 - the beginning of the beginning of restoration.)
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To: Libloather

If the despicable Weiner had not made a single keystroke error, he would have been Mayor of NY.


4 posted on 06/24/2011 5:23:22 PM PDT by FormerACLUmember (When the past no longer illuminates the future, the spirit walks in darkness.)
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To: Libloather

Epic FAIL!!!


5 posted on 06/24/2011 5:27:03 PM PDT by ArrogantBustard (Western Civilization is Aborting, Buggering, and Contracepting itself out of existence.)
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6 posted on 06/24/2011 5:30:47 PM PDT by Baynative (Truth is treason in an empire of lies)
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To: Libloather

LMAO! Thats bloody BRILLIANT!!!!! ~LOL


9 posted on 06/24/2011 5:32:36 PM PDT by Danae (Anailnathrach ortha bhais beatha do cheal deanaimha)
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To: Libloather
Very good!

Someone should put that on the office door.

10 posted on 06/24/2011 5:32:47 PM PDT by sjmjax (Politicans are like bananas - they start out green, turn yellow, then rot.)
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To: Libloather
The House had a sicko called Weiner.

A loudmouth, but never a leaner,

Just a partisan hack, never seeming to lack

What it took to make Dems look much meaner.

You say "Meaner than what?" Only look at him swat

At Republican plans, and demand there be bans

When the public wants government leaner.

Alas! That's just how it gets when 9th District twits

Send a voyeur to Congress like Weiner.

By the way, Where's the beef?

vaudine

11 posted on 06/24/2011 5:35:03 PM PDT by vaudine
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To: Libloather

HAHA!! Good one, Libloather!

Regards,


14 posted on 06/24/2011 5:37:15 PM PDT by VermiciousKnid (Sic narro nos totus!)
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To: Libloather

Great work!


15 posted on 06/24/2011 5:38:21 PM PDT by j_tull (I may make you feel, but I can't make you think.)
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To: Libloather

They obviously spelled “Nineth” wrong. Should be “Neinth.”


16 posted on 06/24/2011 5:38:40 PM PDT by Brilliant
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To: Libloather
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17 posted on 06/24/2011 5:44:41 PM PDT by stylecouncilor (Some minds are like soup in a poor restaurant...better left unstirred.-PG Wodehouse)
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To: Libloather

That is SO stolen and posted on my Facebook.


18 posted on 06/24/2011 5:52:45 PM PDT by Big Giant Head (Two years no AV, no viruses, computer runs great!)
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19 posted on 06/24/2011 5:53:08 PM PDT by Bean Counter (Your what hurts??)
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To: Libloather

"Hey Al, could you please help Weiner put it back in his pants til he gets home."

21 posted on 06/24/2011 6:28:20 PM PDT by Liz ( A taxpayer voting for Obama is like a chicken voting for Col Sanders.)
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To: Libloather

About thirty years ago. . .

Our county unveiled a new judicial center.
Local politicians, lawyers, and assorted potentates were gathered for a photo op.

There in the background, the bold letters on the new building proclaimed, “Judical Center”.

We still laugh about that one.


22 posted on 06/24/2011 6:47:02 PM PDT by labette ( Humble student of Thinkology)
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23 posted on 06/24/2011 7:04:51 PM PDT by Candor7 (Obama . fascist info..http://www.americanthinker.com/2009/05/barack_obama_the_quintessentia_1.html)
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To: Libloather
Oh Posting Police...
It says "NINETH" Congressional District.

Sad, sad, sad.

24 posted on 06/24/2011 8:24:15 PM PDT by philman_36 (Pride breakfasted with plenty, dined with poverty, and supped with infamy. Benjamin Franklin)
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To: Libloather

A+


25 posted on 06/24/2011 8:28:44 PM PDT by lonevoice (Where the Welfare State is on the march, the Police State is not far behind)
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