[Eric Blair 2084]

Here is a sample of one of the gruesome warnings:

[cripplecreek]

I think we should come up with something similar for claims made by global warming alarmists.

Pictures of starving children, frozen bodies etc.

[Drango]

bummer on the suffering Eric. I hope you will be OK.

[mnehring]

Counting down the days until kids think this is cool- morbid and goth- and they start collecting them.

[doc1019]

Smokers will ignore this just like they ignore the current warning labels.

[texas_mrs]

HIDEOUS!

[Eric Blair 2084]

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[kevslisababy]

In keeping with this theme, I think the United States Postal Service should issue stamps that show Uncle Sam with his boot on our neck, hands around our throat and shaking us down for loose change. Oh, and maybe some TSA employees with their hands down our pants.

After all, a picture is worth a thousand words, and if it’s good enough for the tobacco industry, it should be good enough for the government.

[MtnClimber]

I want pictures of mass genocide grave scenes next to the Dem (marxist) candidates for every election. Next to Rep candidates should be pictures of prosperity.

[ElkGroveDan]

I don’t suppose we’ll ever see such warnings on condom packages....

[Chode]

and yet still they won't let them make/market DEATH cigarettes...

[FlingWingFlyer]

I guess it would be too much to ask to have “chase” packs with pictures of a dead Osama bin Laden on them. I thought so.

[Cheetahcat]

Should put the same warnings on a Ballot!Those Commie punks.

[Attention Surplus Disorder]

[Mortrey]

Death panels, Obama”Care”, Agenda 21.....

Hell.....I thought they WANTED us to die......

[wizwor]

Does this mean Planned Parenthood centers will have to have a pile of dismembered fetuses at the door?

[wizwor]

Does this mean Planned Parenthood centers will have to have a pile of dismembered fetuses at the door?

[LukeL]

So can we have labels of clogged arteries on fast food wrappers? How about a blind amputee diabetic on products containing sugar? Impacted bowels on bottles of narcotic pain pills?

[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

If you want to keep people from smoking, put the follow peoples’ photos on cigarette packs:

Michele Obama in one of her bad mood pics
Nancy Pelosi
Helen Thomas
Rosie O’Donnell as the terrorist
Barbra Streisand without makeup (Mercy, Lord, Mercy)

Within a week you will have no smoking in the U.S. but a lot of barfing to clean up.

[Mr. Silverback]

Tonight they showed some of these graphics on the Fox Report and when they showed the dead guy my daughter and I laughed out loud, because this photo of a guy with an autopsy incision is supposed to be so horribly shocking, but autopsies happen to EVERYBODY who dies of an unknown cause. If you’re a health food nut and marathoner and you die of an aneurysm during a 10K run, you get an autopsy. You smoke two packs a day for 60 years and die of emphysema in a nursing home, you don’t.

DUH!

Same thing with the ugly yellow teeth. Do they think smokers don’t know about ugly yellow teeth? They’ve never met another smoker with bad teeth? Really?

[Nepeta]

I grew up when candy cigarettes were commonplace and even came in boxes printed to look like the real thing. I consumed such candy.

But, in the same way that I believe physics and ALWAYS buckle my seatbelt without anything telling me to do so, I believed the original Surgeon General's report about smoking in the early 1960s and NOBODY had to tell me that smoking was a bad idea.

It really puzzles me why anyone younger than me ever begins to smoke. The data are solid.