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1 posted on 06/20/2011 3:48:50 PM PDT by matt04
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2 posted on 06/20/2011 3:50:21 PM PDT by ButThreeLeftsDo (FreeRepublic.com. Now, More Than Ever.)
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To: matt04

Yes, I would say that an accident that results in your Porsche being dissolved into multiple pieces probably results from excessive speed.

I would further think that, for a Porsche, when you say “excessive speed,” you’re not whistling Dixie either.


3 posted on 06/20/2011 3:54:35 PM PDT by Steely Tom (Obama goes on long after the thrill of Obama is gone)
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To: matt04
"A 100-foot-long tire skid marked where the car left the roadway."

"speed may have been a factor in the crash"

Gosh, what was their first clue?

4 posted on 06/20/2011 3:58:56 PM PDT by Mikey_1962 (Obama: The Affirmative Action President. He's shovel ready!)
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To: matt04

Man, this is one unlucky dude to have this happen to him 5 times in one day.


5 posted on 06/20/2011 3:59:54 PM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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To: matt04

Gee and the guy was always so cautious.


8 posted on 06/20/2011 4:04:01 PM PDT by Bullish
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To: matt04
I'm still trying to figure out what this means:

driving his 2007 Porsche in suburban Philadelphia when it careered off the road.

More like; Careered ended.

10 posted on 06/20/2011 4:05:45 PM PDT by Cuttnhorse (Obama; a skid mark on the undershorts of American history.)
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To: matt04

OK, when do we see the video?


12 posted on 06/20/2011 4:07:15 PM PDT by Kenton (Trust, but carry a gun...)
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To: matt04
...careered off the road...

How about careened?

13 posted on 06/20/2011 4:09:02 PM PDT by luvbach1 (Stop Obamania in 2012)
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To: matt04

“Man who inserted toy car in rectum gets real car in rectum”


14 posted on 06/20/2011 4:10:47 PM PDT by hemogoblin
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To: matt04

Now, you know what is coming next? The lawsuit saying that the dealership and Porsche did not use proper judgement when they sold a high performance car to a Jackass, may he rest in peace.


16 posted on 06/20/2011 4:11:17 PM PDT by Cyman
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To: matt04

Over and Dunn.


17 posted on 06/20/2011 4:12:59 PM PDT by OrangeHoof (Obama: The Dr. Kevorkian of the American economy.)
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To: matt04

While I’m sorry the man died, I’m even sorrier for the passenger he killed.

Who couldn’t see this coming a mile away? He probably thought it was funny right up to the moment he was incinerated.


19 posted on 06/20/2011 4:15:40 PM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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To: matt04

From one who has suffered from adrenaline addiction, you’ve gotta be lucky to get old.


20 posted on 06/20/2011 4:16:23 PM PDT by gorush (History repeats itself because human nature is static)
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To: matt04

You may be a Jackass if ...........


21 posted on 06/20/2011 4:17:42 PM PDT by Paladin2
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To: matt04

I know that stretch of road very well. Mostly a long, flat stretch. At 3 a.m. with full moonlight in summer, youthful indiscretion and the need for speed got the better of him, as it used to do in my misspent youth. Alcohol was likely involved. And perhaps a deer wandered into the road (they’re everywhere here.) I don’t know how I made it to my ripe older age. There but for the grace of God, go I.


25 posted on 06/20/2011 4:24:05 PM PDT by SueRae (I can see November 2012 from my HOUSE!!!!!!!!)
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To: matt04

No one gave a damn the first time it was posted either.


28 posted on 06/20/2011 4:47:02 PM PDT by org.whodat
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To: matt04

I just drove by this stretch of road today. Weird.


37 posted on 06/20/2011 9:30:14 PM PDT by Amberdawn
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