Welp...time to launch the Tomahawks at Syria. ObaMao says we go after countries, without Congressional approval, when a country is being “mean to its people”.
We should be launching against North Korea and China any second now...holding my breath....
Introducing: Globocop! His incredibly large ears gave him the power of flight, and his incredibly large ego makes him incapable of staying out of the spotlight. Every time a TV camera is turned on, he knocks down all obstacles, be they physical, moral, or logical, to get in front of that camera. Globocop fights a never-ending battle for...for...whatever he feels like fighting for at the moment.