Introducing: Globocop! His incredibly large ears gave him the power of flight, and his incredibly large ego makes him incapable of staying out of the spotlight. Every time a TV camera is turned on, he knocks down all obstacles, be they physical, moral, or logical, to get in front of that camera. Globocop fights a never-ending battle for...for...whatever he feels like fighting for at the moment.
“Introducing: Globocop! His incredibly large ears gave him the power of flight, and his incredibly large ego makes him incapable of staying out of the spotlight. Every time a TV camera is turned on, he knocks down all obstacles, be they physical, moral, or logical, to get in front of that camera. Globocop fights a never-ending battle for...for...whatever he feels like fighting for at the moment.”
And capable of changing the story of what happened in seconds!