Posted on 05/24/2011 8:25:29 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Wahoo; Kentucky Wildcat Dittos. :)
And yuck on that whole story. Jeez.
He sure does emphasize the “BO.”
I can’t believe Obama signed with a 2008 date. WTH is wrong with him?
How much you wanna bet Savannagh was made tired by the best man? Would not be the first time. And, if my bride was too tired on the wedding night, I’d wake her ion the morning with the annulment papers.
That’s what Rush was saying...
Hi, IMPR. I was watching TWC last night and it looked like Louisville was really getting hammered. Did you have bad storms?
Perhaps he needs some Degree? ;)
Hey, Michelle’s signature has the same curvature as Barack’s recently release birth cert....and maybe Obama has been stuck in the year 2008 in his own mind since the election cycle of 2008 began. You would think that our President’s brain would AT LEAST have a brain fart of the year that he started being President.
LOL.
We had some bad storms, heavy rains. Louisville is about 3 hours West of me, so it probably got milder as it bounced off the mountains toward me. :)
Off to Google “Obama handwriting analysis”.
And what’s with that line going through the O?
He’s a doofus.
Maybe it’s a realization that he really is a “zero”, since most Europeans have a line through their zeroes.
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