The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Show Thread - Tuesday, May 24, 2011

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[IMissPresidentReagan]

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

[IMissPresidentReagan]

LOL Hilarious “How do they get past my call screener?”

[don-o]

Tom is a great pinch hitter - best I’ve heard. But, there is no substitute for Levin.

[Clint N. Suhks]

He’s back today if Tom Marr was correct.

I think Tom said Mark will be off Friday again too IIRC.

[rightwingintelligentsia]

I can’t help but think of the questions they ask potential Alzheimer’s patients at the hospital, when they are testing their mental acumen. One of them is usually what year it is.

[IMissPresidentReagan]

We need a thread screener. lol. Snerdley..paging Snerdley. HA!

[Eagle of Liberty]

Slight difference between finishing a full term, resigning during the second to take an ambassadorship and quitting before the first is over for reasons other than career advancement.

Why did I know that you would be the first to reply to my post.

[IMissPresidentReagan]

But, but, but...bummer is the smartest guy everrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Just ask him.

[advertising guy]

the Palestinian Authority declared war on Israel just now in lew of Bibi’s congressional speech

[Sensei Ern]

Wow, I’ve spent the last two hours commenting on yesterday’s thread. But, at least it wasn’t the thread from three years ago!

Hey all!

[advertising guy]

shoot the messenger ?

I’d like to beat the hell outta him

just to be clear

[American Quilter]

Are you sure you aren’t listening to yesterday’s program?

WHAT??? Oh, carp. I've been mostly out in the garden; that'll teach me! Switching over now...and thanks for waking me up!

[advertising guy]

for my money the difference is delivery...both are equal talents imho

[sloop]

walter would be on his roof in nawlins demanding the government save him and make him whole

walter would never be in tuscaloosa or joplin helping his neighbors search for survivors

[American Quilter]

Wow, I’ve spent the last two hours commenting on yesterday’s thread.

So I'm not alone! Sheesh...

[rightwingintelligentsia]

LOL! I bet you were wondering why no one was responding to you. I hope you weren’t getting a complex.

[sloop]

my most successful conversations are with myself - sigh

[Sensei Ern]

I was wondering why no one was responding to my amazing wit! Now it seems I went into the battle of wits, unarmed.

Actually what happened was I logged in before today’s ping went out and just looked for the Rush ping and clicked on it.

[IMissPresidentReagan]

LOL. Obummeritis is apparently contagious. :)

[IMissPresidentReagan]

Eww, ewww, eww, gross. WTF? OMG....I swear that is disgusting. Ewwwwwww. Stupid news media. F. Chuck Todd is a disgusting little man.

[American Quilter]

If it was the same bed, I’d have it fumigated now. Or just chopped up and burned.