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1 posted on 05/22/2011 7:59:57 PM PDT by smokingfrog
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To: smokingfrog
Moider weapon!


2 posted on 05/22/2011 8:03:52 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: smokingfrog

Least it wasn’t a fondue fork fight. That’s just cheesy.


3 posted on 05/22/2011 8:04:20 PM PDT by Squantos (Be polite. Be professional. But have a plan to kill everyone you meet)
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To: smokingfrog

That is one forked up story.


4 posted on 05/22/2011 8:05:28 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement (Obama "acted stupidly.")
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To: smokingfrog

I have stabbed 3 people with a fork (2 in high school). Don’t mess with my food, seriously!


6 posted on 05/22/2011 8:06:42 PM PDT by packrat35 (America is rapidly becoming a police state that East Germany could be proud of!)
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To: smokingfrog

He’s done.


7 posted on 05/22/2011 8:07:04 PM PDT by MARTIAL MONK (I'm waiting for the POP!)
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To: smokingfrog

What do we want?

FORK CONTROL!

When do we want it?

NOW!!!


8 posted on 05/22/2011 8:07:45 PM PDT by Old Sarge (Marking time on the government's dime...)
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The Blue Raja: Your boy's a limey fork-flinger, Mother. What *will* the bridge club say?

9 posted on 05/22/2011 8:07:48 PM PDT by ClearCase_guy (The USSR spent itself into bankruptcy and collapsed -- and aren't we on the same path now?)
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To: smokingfrog

When attacking in the International District, does one hold the fork in the right or left hand?


10 posted on 05/22/2011 8:07:52 PM PDT by Kirkwood (Zombie Hunter)
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To: smokingfrog; a fool in paradise; JoeProBono
Wouldn't of happened if everyone used chopsticks!


11 posted on 05/22/2011 8:08:26 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: smokingfrog
If it happened at meal's end, it must of been a desert fork.


13 posted on 05/22/2011 8:12:23 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: smokingfrog
Nothing good ever happens after midnight.

Uncle Earl
14 posted on 05/22/2011 8:13:22 PM PDT by ButThreeLeftsDo (FreeRepublic.com. Now, More Than Ever.)
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To: smokingfrog
Don't tell the BBC this happened over here, the British will outlaw forks next. lol
15 posted on 05/22/2011 8:17:35 PM PDT by dog breath
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To: smokingfrog

I hear they’ve got the best coffee.


16 posted on 05/22/2011 8:18:33 PM PDT by allmost
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To: smokingfrog

Never take a spoon to a fork fight.


17 posted on 05/22/2011 8:20:18 PM PDT by Kirkwood (Zombie Hunter)
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To: smokingfrog

235 am explains it.


18 posted on 05/22/2011 8:20:20 PM PDT by joelt
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To: smokingfrog

"Just invite him over for dinner. Turn him from an enemy into a friend. Then when he’s least expecting, BANG, the old fork in the eye"

19 posted on 05/22/2011 8:28:55 PM PDT by Bed_Zeppelin
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They should have stuck to chopsticks!


22 posted on 05/22/2011 8:37:30 PM PDT by Fractal Trader
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To: smokingfrog

At 2:35 a.m. in Seattle, there is nothing to get into except trouble.


24 posted on 05/22/2011 8:44:29 PM PDT by Gator113 ("GAME ON." I'll be voting for Sarah Palin, Liberty, our Constitution and American Exceptionalism.)
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To: smokingfrog

Not for a lack of fork, but a lack of tine.


26 posted on 05/22/2011 8:56:19 PM PDT by BradyLS (DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
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To: smokingfrog

At least it wasn’t a spork. That would have been...ridiculous.


29 posted on 05/22/2011 9:07:14 PM PDT by Yardstick
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