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"Police said Eaton denied the accusations. But investigators said they do have evidence -- the trash can. "

1 posted on 05/19/2011 6:58:55 AM PDT by Abathar
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To: Abathar

You never had to REALLY REALLY go, ever?


2 posted on 05/19/2011 7:01:13 AM PDT by Lazamataz (The Democrat Party is Communist. The Republican Party is Socialist. The Tea Party is Capitalist.)
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To: Abathar
When you gotta go, you gotta go.
3 posted on 05/19/2011 7:01:29 AM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum (Islamophobia: The fear of offending Muslims because they are prone to violence.)
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To: Abathar

Must be a member of the NAA SEE PEE.


6 posted on 05/19/2011 7:05:07 AM PDT by Right Brother
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To: Abathar

Stay classy, Riverdale !


7 posted on 05/19/2011 7:06:18 AM PDT by AnAmericanAbroad
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To: Abathar; SouthTexas

Sounds like a perfect candidate for a TSA agent position...


8 posted on 05/19/2011 7:08:13 AM PDT by tubebender (Help! I've fallen, and I can't reach my wine!)
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To: Abathar

Diuretic defense.


11 posted on 05/19/2011 7:16:49 AM PDT by Gator113 ("GAME ON." I'll be voting for Sarah Palin, Liberty, our Constitution and American Exceptionalism.)
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To: Abathar

Poor guy. I am sure he would of possibly died if he didn’t go from uromysitisis poisoning.

http://theseinfelddictionary.com/2010/07/10/uromysitisis-poisoning/

But seriously though, what the heck is wrong with people today?


12 posted on 05/19/2011 7:17:12 AM PDT by TheBigIf
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To: Abathar

Was he ever a mail man?

http://articles.nydailynews.com/2011-04-18/news/29467777_1_postal-worker-postal-service-postal-officials


13 posted on 05/19/2011 7:21:10 AM PDT by massmike (DADT repeal: the Boy Scouts now have tougher membership requirements than the Army!)
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To: Abathar

Word of the Day: “Dementia”...


14 posted on 05/19/2011 7:21:43 AM PDT by Bean Counter (If Obama is the answer, how stupid was the question??)
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To: Abathar
Bailiff! Whack his Pee Pee
15 posted on 05/19/2011 7:24:14 AM PDT by 70th Division (I love my country but fear my government!)
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To: Abathar

He told them not to look. They looked. Could have been worse. Can you say pillars of salt? I knew you could.


17 posted on 05/19/2011 7:36:43 AM PDT by davius (You can roll manure in powdered sugar but that don't make it a jelly doughnut.)
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To: Abathar
No jail. He really had to pee and told them not to look.

But fire him and fire the person who hired him.

22 posted on 05/19/2011 7:58:23 AM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: Abathar

Betcha he has an enlarged prostate. Americans with Disabilities Act could short-circuit the prosecution.


27 posted on 05/19/2011 8:04:47 AM PDT by Tax-chick ( "Nearly everything Obama said was either factually incorrect or deliberately misleading." ~VDH)
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To: Abathar
sometimes kids learn what not to do as well as what to do. I would take the class down to the jail and let them see this creep behind bars as an object lesson.
33 posted on 05/19/2011 8:53:53 AM PDT by elpadre (AfganistaMr Obama said the goal was to "disrupt, dismantle and defeat al-Qaeda" and its allies.)
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To: Abathar

“Sir, please proceed straight to the front of the firing line.”

“Troops! Ready...aim...FIRE!”

“Next!”


35 posted on 05/19/2011 9:16:22 AM PDT by moovova (Obama...a man, a president, a loser.)
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To: Abathar

Okay ... that's a bit crazy. But he's elderly, has a weak bladder, and told the kids not to look. The police are charging him with two counts of aggravated child molestation. Huh?!? "Molestation"? "Aggravated"? That's going to stick with him for all his retirement years. That's pretty insane. This might just be a situation where the police are more out of line than the citizen.


36 posted on 05/19/2011 10:01:02 AM PDT by so_real ( "The Congress of the United States recommends and approves the Holy Bible for use in all schools.")
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