[so_real]

Okay ... that's a bit crazy. But he's elderly, has a weak bladder, and told the kids not to look. The police are charging him with two counts of aggravated child molestation. Huh?!? "Molestation"? "Aggravated"? That's going to stick with him for all his retirement years. That's pretty insane. This might just be a situation where the police are more out of line than the citizen.

[Abathar]

Probably gets plea bargained down to indecent exposure and let off with time served and a fine.

Then again perhaps he has something in his past that makes this a recurring “problem” for him. Maybe his record warrants such a harsh charge, like a warning from a judge not to expose himself to kids again or he gets slapped with a felony next time.