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To: Red Badger

So.................I zip in, get my blood tested.

The doc calls me and tells me he has the results.

I go see the doc, and he looks at me very surprised.

I say, "why the surprise doc???"

He says...."because according to your blood test, you died four years ago!!!"

Now what??????????

4 posted on 05/16/2011 10:25:42 AM PDT by Logic n' Reason

To: Logic n' Reason

Guy goes into the doctor and asks how long he has to live. The doctor asks, "Do you smoke."

"No, never have."

"Do you drink?"

"Nope."

"Take drugs? Drive too fast? Eat rich foods? Screw around?"

"No, none of those things"

"Then what do you care?"

6 posted on 05/16/2011 10:30:19 AM PDT by Bubba Ho-Tep ("More weight!"--Giles Corey)

To: Logic n' Reason

You're dead! No I'm Not! Yes you are!................

7 posted on 05/16/2011 10:31:53 AM PDT by Red Badger (Jesus said there is no marriage in Heaven. That's why they call it Heaven............)

To: Logic n' Reason

Get life insurance asap, and make me the beneficiary.

9 posted on 05/16/2011 10:32:46 AM PDT by Scotsman will be Free (11C - Indirect fire, infantry - High angle hell - We will bring you, FIRE)

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