[Bubba Ho-Tep]

Guy goes into the doctor and asks how long he has to live. The doctor asks, "Do you smoke."

"No, never have."

"Do you drink?"

"Nope."

"Take drugs? Drive too fast? Eat rich foods? Screw around?"

"No, none of those things"

"Then what do you care?"

[Logic n' Reason]

LOL!!!!

We could go on the "blue collar comedy tour" with this stuff!!