May 21st is my 40th birthday. I wonder if I should celebrate it on the 20th just to be safe?
What?
Don’t you want to be 39 forever, like Jack Benny?
My daughter thought that maybe she should change her hair appointment...
This stuff is such a crock. Jesus told us that we will know neither the day nor the hour, but all these nutcases spend every waking moment looking for it.
In the immortral words of Cormac McCarthy through the character of Anton Chigurh: "I really wouldn't worry about it."
I think I'll err on the side of caution, and wish you a Happy Birthday now.
“May 21st is my 40th birthday. I wonder if I should celebrate it on the 20th just to be safe?”
Even if the end isn’t near, go celebrate since after 40 it’s all downhill!!!
No, celebrate on the 21st, wouldn’t you rather have Jesus at your party?