Man in cow suit robs Walmart of 26 gallons of milk

Yahoo ^ | Apr 28, 2012 | Liz Goodwin

[tlb]

A man dressed in a cow suit managed to rob a busy Stafford, Virginia Walmart of 26 gallons of milk on Tuesday night before being nabbed by the cops.

Apparently, the cow-suited criminal escaped the megastore by crawling out the doors, "trying to emulate cattle." He then began handing out the stolen jugs right outside the store before making his escape, in a sort of bovine interpretation of Robin Hood.

Stafford County Sheriff's office spokesman, Bill Kennedy, tells us that he believes the cow suit did not entirely cover the suspect's face, making him easy to spot at the near-by McDonalds.

"I gotta tell you it's our first cow shoplifter," Kennedy said of the unusual crime.

[tlb]

Over 300 story comments. One suggested instead of shoplifting, the charge should have been some sort of moooving violation.

[occamrzr06]

Wow, I didn’t see that coming! /s

[CrazyIvan]

This thread may set a record for puns.

[WSGilcrest]

"Stafford County Sheriff's office spokesman, Bill Kennedy, tells us that he believes the cow suit did not entirely cover the suspect's face, making him easy to spot at the near-by McDonalds. "

really?

[txroadkill]

OMG! Nadin has completely gone off the deep-end!

[dznutz]

That’s udderly ridiculous.

[Redcitizen]

Cow stealing milk? Musta been a case of Mad cow. What udder madness.The suspect milked it for all it was worth cuz he skimmed 26 gallons.

[txroadkill]

Over here!

[Delta 21]

Dont cows make their own milk? I suspect inebriation of some sort

[Defend Liberty]

Stealing milk! That’s COWardly!

[TigersEye]

Where was Charlie Sheen last seen?

[Revolting cat!]

No reason to have a cow!

[Revolting cat!]

Are we going to milk it for all it’s worth?

[ConservativeStatement]

[jocon307]

“trying to emulate cattle.”

ROFLMAO!

[Opinionated Blowhard]

Copycat crime run rampant:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/file/how-now-busted-cow

[Loud Mime]

Why do cows have cowbells?

‘cause their horns don’t work.

[VeniVidiVici]

I’m sorry but that sorry assed POS looks just udderly ridiculous in that cow suit.

[Hunton Peck]

Sounds to me like a gang operation:

[stansblugrassgrl]

All puns aside, how did the guy get 26 gallons of milk out of the store? Did he put them in his cow suit? If he was crawling out of the store, could he still push a cart? Cows produce milk but this was a man. Bull?