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Posted on 04/21/2011 10:32:21 AM PDT by massmike
Move over Adam and Eve. Here comes Adam and Steve, as well as Samantha and Delilah.
A newly revised gay-friendly Bible is set to go on sale in the next few weeks. Reaction to the announcement has been met with venom from conservative Christian groups. Pink Cross Publishing, the same company that published a gay-friendly version of the Koran, stated that they were adding the finishing touches to the newly revised Bible.
Mary and Joseph will be replaced by Mary and Josephine, a lesbian couple unable to have children the conventional way, hence the virgin birth of Jesus. All of Jesus’ disciples will be gay except for Judas.
In the new Bible, all of the disciples will pair off after the Last Supper with the exception of Judas. Satan will also be straight. The new gay-friendly Bible has yet to be named.
(Excerpt) Read more at theendtimesarehere.com ...
...not worried- God’s got this:
“For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book, If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book:” Revelation XII, 18.
A revision to largely ficticious book. So what?
“I’d be real interested in seeing their take on Sodom and Gomorrah.”
Instead of fire and brimstone, God smites them with gumdrops and lollipops?
Oh, I’ve already heard the “gay version” of Lott’s wife, at least.
“See, she was turned into a PILLAR, as in a “pillar of the community”, because she cared so much about the people in those cities.”
I kid you not, this is the “gay” version.
I wonder about Genesis... be unfruitful and don’t multiply?
“A revision to largely ficticious book. So what?”
Troll much?
All the worse.
We truly are living in the "days of Noah."
Sniff, sniff........
“Last generation” high five to ya!
Surely - SURELY, this is a late April Fool’s joke...
Colonel, USAFR
I don’t know if there is any publisher that would touch this with a ten foot....aaahhhhh..... welding gloves.
Why bother? Without any apostolic authority — which this contrivance clearly lacks — the Bible is little more than a collection of dry histories and fanciful fairy tales. It would be cheaper to just buy a comic book.
Not to mention, they’re going to have some trouble with the “begats ...”
I saw that but couldn’t read it.
Twisted and perverted minds produce twisted and perverted acts.
Is that supposed to be funny? You are not funny at all. In fact you sound like a flaming liberal, for it is the anti America crowd who like to make comments like yours increasingly since the filth movement of the nineteen sixites.
You would fit right in with the far left lying filth of Hollywood and the dark corner of a San Francisco bathouse.
Take a hike, you are not needed or wanted on FR.
The more liberal, phony conservatives said it will go away don't get 'uptight' about it.
It didn't go away, sin never does, you have to condemn it and put it back where it belongs. Nothing is private about these nasty, belligerent liars; they never wanted privacy, it was just another lie.
This type of rage (this time in the form of a depraved translation) is what they have always been about. They simply hate God.
Destroy the traditional moral character of the United States and one day your president will be a lying Marxist who mocks the Bible and covers up the cross. (yes he did).
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