'I'd kill myself first!' John Edwards 'suicidal' over facing jail, claim pals

UK Daily Mail ^ | 4/6/11 | Daily Mail Reporter

[Do Not Make Fun Of His Ears]

Disgraced politician John Edwards is said to be deeply depressed - to the point of being suicidal - over the prospect of a criminal trial that could end with him being jailed if found guilty.

The 57-year-old former Presidential candidate reportedly told a close friend: 'I won't go to jail. I'd kill myself first!'

He has lost 20lb in the last year and is a 'broken spirit,' reports the National Enquirer.

According to the Enquirer, a close source said: 'I think John is suicidal. He knows that if he's indicted, prosecutors will try to get him to serve jail time and make an example of him.

'He's absoluetly despondent over the fear of prison.

'Over the last year, he's lost about 20lb and friends are concerned that he's escaping reality with booze.

[pallis]

A self-imposed death sentence would be a cheap way out for the taxpayers.

[mortal19440]

He doesn’t have the stones to kill himself.

[Col Frank Slade]

Hey Breck Girl - There really are 2 America's -

The pitchers and the catchers.

Which will you be ?

[Lazamataz]

I'd protect Edwards from the other convicts in General Population, but it would cost him.

He'd be my b***h.

[twister881]

Silky Pony explains to Bubba why he can't be his jail beeyotch:

[Bitsy]

Not only did dems want him to be President, but the MSM did whatever they could to ‘cover’ for him...

Which goes to prove both have not learned a lesson! Both are still as big of dolts now as they were then!

[Taylor42]

These guys plan ahead, I expect him to flee the country to someplace without extradition where he’s squirreled away some cash..

[Defiant]

Is that the guy from Outsourced?

[DeaconRed]

John, just buy some soap-on-a-rope.
We will find the worlds smallest violin for you.
From Boo Hoo.

[Tijeras_Slim]

Which will you be ?

I don't think the choice will be his.

[Hardraade]

Silky Pony??

Maybe you need a vet?

[Defiant]

[dfwgator]

From “Ruthless People”

Barbara: (whistles) Nice butt. That’s what they’ll say.
Ken: I beg your pardon?
Barbara: Nice butt. That’s what they’ll say on your first day, in the men’s club.
Ken: The men’s club?
Barbara: Mmm. The San Quentin Country Club. With a cute little rear end like that, you’ll be the belle of the ball. Your dance card’ll be filled every day. You’ll be so popular, making all kinds of new, close friends. Big, ugly, hairy friends! Not that you’ll ever see what they look like, ‘cause you’ll be facing the other way.

[70th Division]

Now THAT is a reality show for sure. Hay John car to hum a few bars of “Nobody knows the trouble I have seen”

[dead]

[dfwgator]

[Fletcher J]

Yep, he made millions suing doctors, using shady and now discredited medical theories. This parasite on humanity ruined decent people’s lives, and drove doctors out of medicine, thus reducing the quality of women’s healthcare due to his ambulance chasing.

His life has been all about Him Him Him. I hope he loses it all, and gets some quality alone time in a cell to comtemplate the misery he has caused for everyone his life has touched.

I hate ambulance chasing lawyers...

[Badabing Badablonde]

Almost word for word what I was going to post. :)

[dfwgator]

Is that the guy from Outsourced?

Lawrence from "Office Space."

[Lazamataz]

Mr Hunter is suing Mr Young for the return of the tape that reportedly Mr Edwards performing sex acts on her.- Mr Young’s wife, Cheri, said on Oprah Winfrey's show last year: ‘I won't give any fine details, but I'll tell you yes, he is naked. ‘He is performing sexual acts. The woman is holding the camera. He is aware he is being taped.’ According to the Wall Street Journal Mr Young has described the tape as like ‘watching a traffic pile-up occur in slow motion - repelling but also transfixing.'

I'd hit it.