Charlie Sheen takes stage in Detroit: 'I'm a giant and leaky bag of mayhem' (Opening Night Meltdown)

Entertainment Weekly ^ | 4/2/11 | James Hibberd

[jimbo123]

First the U.S. automaker recession, and now this. Charlie Sheen unleashed his Violent Torpedo of Truth Tour on the Motor City on Saturday night. We’re on the scene now — refresh for updates.

10:03 — The show is now an unmitigated disaster. People are leaving early. Attendee Chris Acchione, who came all the way from Toronto for the show, says, “He’s making a fool of himself. Is there a bigger loser in the world?”

9:20 — People start booing. Sheen yells, “I already got your money, dude!”

9:18 – “Nothing terrifies a troll more than its own reflection,” Sheen continues, before shifting gears into politics. “In a recent poll, they told me I’d bring down that whore Palin. I don’t have time for that nonsense.”

9:15 — Nobody understands a word Sheen is saying. “”Is anybody else as confused by this s— as I am?” he finally asks. There are roars from the crowd. “I wrote every word!”

[PAR]

The reason to go see Sheen is the same reason some people go to a car race - the opportunity to see a wreck.

[Belteshazzar]

You just wonder what dad Martin is feeling at this moment. Regret would be my first guess, followed by profound sadness.

Charlie, however bad a dad Martin was, try not to be an even worse son. Maybe something can be salvaged for both of you, even at this late hour.

[denydenydeny]

"In a recent poll, they told me I'd brind down that whore Palin"

Ladies and gentlemen, your archetypal Palin-hater: Charlie Sheen. Enjoy the high-class company.

[TigersEye]

I guess he could be. Counting all that money that fools gave him would get me off.

[fantom]

Your right . I’ve noticed so many comics , actors , political hacks and so on have to send out the Palin insult before speaking . These dopes are so out of touch they think this is cool and helps their street cred. It's now fun to watch and hear . If we needed more proof that the lefties are the slow ones in our mist , this is it . Liberalism is a mental disorder .

[Georgia Girl 2]

I think maybe Charlie is getting his group therapy from the public and getting paid for it. Not a bad idea.

[TribalPrincess2U]

He’s a dope head. A has been and a mental case. STD’s might do that.
What a piece of filth.

Charlie, go jump off a tower. More entertaining.

[baddog 219]

Someday soon, someone will find Sheen dead with a needle in his arm, and a gerbil up his as$.....

[SamAdams76]

Attendee Chris Acchione, who came all the way from Toronto for the show, says, “He’s making a fool of himself. Is there a bigger loser in the world?”

Yes. The guy who came all the way from Toronto just to see his show.

[onyx]

So, the disaster was a disaster.

LOL.

[Clintonfatigued]

Catch his act while you can. He might not be alive much longer.

[Impy]

The other day he called his ex-wife “Duh-neese POOR-ards”. Is he back in the 4th grade now?

[eyedigress]

Unfortunately he is learning what demons are first hand. Satan could care less about the publicity.

[tet68]

Charlie is so screwed up he’d probably be found with
a needle up his butt and gerbil in his arm.

[MinuteGal]

I'll bet the imbecilic audience gave Churlie a standing-O when he came out on stage.....and the middle finger when they left before it was over.

They all deserve each other.

Leni

[BereanBrain]

The Andy Warhol comment comes to mind - and I think Sheen’s post-apoclyptic 15 minutes are just about up

[sjmjax]

Another thing his performance once again proves is that most Hollyweird actors are completely incoherent without a professional team of writers, directors and good editing.

[BereanBrain]

hey, this is the same crew that voted for the Great O....maybe with the same result - cheer on inauguration day, the finger on 2012 election day.

Make it so.

[VanShuyten]

The reason to go see Sheen is the same reason some people go to a car race - the opportunity to see a wreck.

Yup. And now that tickets are only going to be about a dollar, it might be fun to go. Heck, this might turn into The Rocky Horror Picture Show of the 2010's! I got one of my dad's old rayon bowling shirts and a pair of baggy Bermuda shorts. All I'm lacking is the hair. Let's do the time warp again!

[FrdmLvr]

10:03 — The show is now an unmitigated disaster. People are leaving early. Attendee Chris Acchione, who came all the way from Toronto for the show, says, “He’s making a fool of himself. Is there a bigger loser in the world?”

Yeah, YOU, Dude. For driving from Toronto and buying a ticket to see this idiot in the first place.