ROTFLOL
I found it in a text file that I saved long ago.
Here is my nomination for top "Don't" song:
Don't Tase Me, Bro (to the tune of Don't Bring Me Down by Electric Light Orchestra)
I asked a question and you got all upset,
(Don't Tase me, Bro)
You didn't answer and you still haven't yet.
Don't tase me Bro, no no no no no, oooo-woooo, hooo.
I'll tell you once more before I wrythe on the floor
Don't tase me, Bro.
You make a speech, and you get lots of cash,
(Don't Tase me, Bro)
One little question and I'm thrown on my ass,
Don't tase me Bro, no no no no no, oooo-woooo, hooo.
I'll tell you once more before I wrythe on the floor
Don't tase me, Bro.
Don't tase me, Bro, ahhhhhhhg
Don't tase me, Bro, Yeeaaaaaargh
Don't tase me, Bro, ouch
Don't tase me, Bro.
Whatever happened to my freedom of speech,
(Don't Tase me, Bro)
Am I a thug or did the cops overreach,
Don't tase me Bro, no no no no no, oooo-woooo, hooo.
I'll tell you once more before I wrythe on the floor
Don't tase me, Bro.
I should be studying for mid-term exams,
(Don't Tase me, Bro)
Instead of preening for the videocams.
Don't tase me Bro, no no no no no, oooo-woooo, hooo.
I'll tell you once more before I wrythe on the floor
Don't tase me, Bro.
Don't tase me, Bro, ahhhhhhhg
Don't tase me, Bro, Yeeaaaaaargh
Don't tase me, Bro, ouch
Don't tase me, Bro.
You've got a nightstick and some cuffs and a gun,
(Don't Tase me, Bro)
You grabbed me like I was a crook on the run.
Don't tase me Bro, no no no no no, oooo-woooo, hooo.
I'll tell you once more before I wrythe on the floor
Don't tase me, Bro.
You got me shakin got me screamin' in pain,
(Don't Tase me, Bro)
I'm gonna sue you if you tase me again,
Don't tase me Bro, no no no no no, oooo-woooo, hooo.
I'll tell you once more before I wrythe on the floor
Don't tase me, Bro.