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Maher: 'Boehner Feels Like a Female to Me - Maybe Liberals Should Demand to See His Penis'
News Busters ^ | 26 Mar 2011 | Noel Sheppard

Posted on 03/26/2011 7:00:10 PM PDT by mandaladon

Bill Maher once again spent a great deal of his HBO program Friday mocking Republicans.

In an opening monologue spoof of a new poll finding 51 percent of the GOP don't believe Barack Obama was born in America, the "Real Time" host said, "John Boehner wears bronzer and goes on crying jags. He just feels like a female to me. Maybe liberals should demand to see his penis" BILL MAHER: Well, he's got bigger problems. A new poll shows that one of the major parties in this country - I won't tell you which one - is a majority birther party. That's right, more than half of Republicans now think Obama was born in Kenya. They literally do not know where babies come from.

MAHER: And that's why they keep demanding to see his birth certificate. And, it’s funny, when they go a little deeper into the polling, they find out this is just based on a general sense. It just feels to them like he's a foreigner. Well, you know, John Boehner wears bronzer and goes on crying jags. He just feels like a female to me.

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TOPICS: Constitution/Conservatism; Culture/Society; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: birthcertificate; certifigate; comedian; ferretfacefeelsboner; maher; naturalborncitizen
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What's truly fascinating is not only are there people in this country that find this kind of low-brow humor funny, but like Maher they also think they're more intelligent and sophisticated than everyone else. ... liberals believe entertainers are people of importance.
1 posted on 03/26/2011 7:00:12 PM PDT by mandaladon
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To: mandaladon

Maher is a big reason I canceled HBO, I never could stand him.


2 posted on 03/26/2011 7:01:39 PM PDT by sickoflibs ("It's not the taxes, the redistribution is the federal spending=tax delayed")
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To: mandaladon
Liberals are like Slinkies...they're really good for nothing...But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs. ...this is something I agree with.
3 posted on 03/26/2011 7:03:09 PM PDT by mandaladon (PalinGenesis)
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To: mandaladon
Maher truly is one of the most utterly despicable, morally bankrupt reprobates in this entire country. He embodies ALL that is wrong with the left in this country. He makes Rosie O'Donuts look like Mother Teresa

I think his Judgment Day will last in the milliseconds.

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4 posted on 03/26/2011 7:05:15 PM PDT by NWFLConservative
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Maher: 'Boehner Feels Like a Female to Me - Maybe Liberals Should Demand to See His Penis'

Did Maher have an erection when he said this?

5 posted on 03/26/2011 7:05:59 PM PDT by dragonblustar (Just saying.......)
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To: mandaladon

Why is Maher now obsesed with ther people’s genitalia? First he calls Sarah what he has and then wants to have a look at Boehner’s? Is he worried that he will come up short or something? :>


6 posted on 03/26/2011 7:06:21 PM PDT by chris_bdba
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To: mandaladon

Tiny Waif looking person,He should be scared of his own shadow.


7 posted on 03/26/2011 7:06:55 PM PDT by Cheetahcat ( November 4 2008 ,A date which will live in Infamy.)
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To: mandaladon

I’d guess Maher’s penis is made out of cheap plastic and purchased at an adult novelty store.


8 posted on 03/26/2011 7:12:11 PM PDT by seowulf ("If you write a whole line of zeroes, it's still---nothing"...Kira Alexandrovna Argounova)
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To: mandaladon

1. Maher had a black GF, and he BEAT HER UP.

2. He wears a LOT of makeup —he’s VERY ugly.

3. He’s a very small, physically weak person.


9 posted on 03/26/2011 7:14:37 PM PDT by gaijin
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To: mandaladon

Maher is a crackhead dwarf who has a thing for transvestites.


10 posted on 03/26/2011 7:17:03 PM PDT by nhwingut (Palin '12... Accept No Other)
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To: mandaladon

Well at least Maher is man enough to show his penis, and on national TV. I’d prefer that he covered himself up from the shoulders up when he goes on TV though. People get upset looked at the di**head.


11 posted on 03/26/2011 7:18:11 PM PDT by Avery Iota Kracker (He hate me.)
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Bill is such a pot head that the girls he promised jobs to have a hard time getting him up.
12 posted on 03/26/2011 7:19:17 PM PDT by fatima (Free Hugs Today :))
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To: sickoflibs
Maher is a big reason I canceled HBO, I never could stand him.

He's the biggest reason I've never subscribed.

13 posted on 03/26/2011 7:20:13 PM PDT by Bernard Marx
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To: mandaladon

Conservatives don’t have to demand the same thing of Maher. His hangs down between his eyes.


14 posted on 03/26/2011 7:20:43 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (Hey thug! I've got your "collective bargaining" right here!)
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To: mandaladon
Isn't Maher, in effect, calling women inferior to men?
15 posted on 03/26/2011 7:24:22 PM PDT by TwelveOfTwenty (Compassionate Conservatism? Promoting self reliance is compassionate. Promoting dependency is not.)
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To: mandaladon

And everyone know just how much Maher hates females.

His mother must have really beat him down badly.


16 posted on 03/26/2011 7:26:17 PM PDT by NoLibZone (Impeach Obama & try him for treason / Homosexuals reject diversity / Unions finally caught for theft)
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To: mandaladon

I’m not wild about Boehner myself, but this is ridiculous.

Maher feels like an @ss to me, but please don’t show me your anus, Bill. There’s some concern on my part that you might actually do it.


17 posted on 03/26/2011 7:27:09 PM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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To: dragonblustar

>>Did Maher have an erection when he said this?<<

How can someone with no Johnson have an erection?


18 posted on 03/26/2011 7:27:11 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (Liberalism is a philosophy of sniveling brats. /P. J. O'Rourke, 1991)
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To: mandaladon

Bill needs to get away from the liberal women he hangs with. He is too easily confused.


19 posted on 03/26/2011 7:30:53 PM PDT by Lurkina.n.Learnin (Figures don't lie, liars figure!)
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To: mandaladon

What’s with his name, anyway? How is it pronounced? Is it like mayor, marr, ma her? I notice a lot of gays have a fancy spelling of their name, it’s probably a tipoff to let everybody know they are gay. Probably is the case with Maher.


20 posted on 03/26/2011 7:31:26 PM PDT by decisis
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