Well, you are certainly passionate about this subject.
You would be to, if you had your best pair of dress slacks destroyed by a self-centered, inconsiderate rider who spilled mustard on the seat. Yellow mustard does not show up well on yellow seats, so it's fairly easy to sit on a . So, you sit on it, ride for 20 minutes before you can get off and go to the washroom and try to wash it out - but by then the wool has absorbed the stain.
$80 plus destroyed because someone is arrogant enough to insist that the rules that EVERYRONE else has to abide to, somehow are not applicable to them. You see, we unwashed minions have to show them consideration - and we should be grateful that these arrogant over-lords BLESS us with their inconsiderate, arrogant and obnoxious behavior. You see, people like you are just better than the rest of us.
I guess I'm not a member of the Elite.