And we all know that YOU wouldn't mind having your business suit ruined by sitting on spaghetti sauce, salad dressing, soup, soy sauce, ketchup, mustard or a pile of grease and cheese from someone's pizza. Why, you would say "Far be it from me to mind sitting in someone else's lunch". I also know you would never complain about getting a lap full of tomato soup when the subway takes off, or stops abruptly. I also know you would gladly pick up the food left behind, to prevent the train from becoming infested with roaches, rodents, flies and rats.
It's so nice to have people like you around; because laws that the rest of us have to live with - simply don't apply to you. Oh, you are so fantastic.
Well, you are certainly passionate about this subject.