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Police: Cavity Search Produces 50 Bags of Heroin (From ONE woman)
MyFox Phoenix ^
Posted on 03/21/2011 7:43:35 AM PDT by Stoat
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Authorities say 27-year-old Karin Mackaliunas was detained last weekend following a crash. Scranton police say they found three bags of heroin in her jacket and after being taken to the police station she told investigators she had more hidden in her vagina.
A doctor performed a search and recovered 54 bags of heroin, 31 empty bags used to package heroin, prescription pills and $51.22.
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TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; US: Pennsylvania
KEYWORDS: grievousaxewound; guilty; heroin; humor; idhitit; karinmackaliunas; lazwouldhitit; mackaliunas; naughtyhoeping; notguilty; pennsylvania; scranton
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To: Stoat
Now it starts getting REALLY sad:ROFLMAO:
Occupation: Customer Service
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posted on
03/21/2011 9:17:00 AM PDT
by
DCBryan1
(FORGET the lawyers...first kill the "journalists". (Die Ritter der Kokosnuss))
To: WayneS
To: baddog 219
And how many illegal immigrants???
63
posted on
03/21/2011 9:24:08 AM PDT
by
red tie
To: Stoat
A doctor performed a search and recovered 54 bags of heroin, 31 empty bags used to package heroin, prescription pills and $51.22... and a men’s Timex wristwatch.
64
posted on
03/21/2011 9:33:31 AM PDT
by
Blogatron
(Brought to you by The American Frog Council; 'Frog - The other green meat')
To: Stoat
65
posted on
03/21/2011 9:35:08 AM PDT
by
sten
(fighting tyranny never goes out of style)
To: Lees Swrd
To: Bob
That joke is ripped straight from the movie
Predator...
With slight modification, might I add...:-)
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posted on
03/21/2011 10:06:42 AM PDT
by
EnigmaticAnomaly
("Mantra of the left: 'It's only okay when WE do it.'")
To: EnigmaticAnomaly
That joke is ripped straight from the movie Predator... With slight modification, might I add...:-)
That joke's been around a lot longer than Predator has. :=) I first heard it as a teenager sometime in the early 1960's.
68
posted on
03/21/2011 10:28:07 AM PDT
by
Bob
To: Stoat
If Evel Knievel were still alive, he'd be planning another jump.
69
posted on
03/21/2011 10:43:36 AM PDT
by
andy58-in-nh
(America does not need to be organized: it needs to be liberated.)
To: Stoat
There’s a joke:
[censored]
...and the husband says “That’s where they held the auction.”
70
posted on
03/21/2011 10:50:46 AM PDT
by
Peet
(Leftists think personal liberty is so important it must be carefully rationed.)
To: Nervous Tick
and $51.22.
Probably planning on stopping off at Taco Bell for
7 or 8 burritos to go, with her hands full of all
that heroin she would have had to put them some place,
at least they’d stay warm...wouldn’t be very chrunchy
by the time she got home.
71
posted on
03/21/2011 11:03:54 AM PDT
by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
To: Stoat; Tribune7
Mackaliunas was jailed on $25,000 bail on charges including possession with intent to deliver a controlled substance. It was not clear if she had an attorney.
Apparently not; they didn't find him!
Bada bing ping!
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posted on
03/21/2011 3:42:03 PM PDT
by
brityank
(The more I learn about the Constitution, the more I realise this Government is UNconstitutional !!)
To: brityank
>> Apparently not; they didn’t find him!
ROFL!
(But as greasy as they are, a lawyer *might* have slid in as far as her nasal cavity and gotten lost in a sinus.)
73
posted on
03/21/2011 4:03:47 PM PDT
by
Nervous Tick
(Trust in God, but row away from the rocks!)
To: Blogatron
and a men’s Timex wristwatch It takes a licking and keeps on ticking....
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posted on
03/22/2011 12:39:38 PM PDT
by
commish
(Freedom tastes sweetest to those who have fought to preserve it.)
To: I cannot think of a name
"Who gave you the dime?"
"All of them."
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