Posted on 03/09/2011 6:07:43 AM PST by Oldeconomybuyer
LONDON (Reuters Life!) – Don't get stressed and enjoy your big day is U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton's advice to Prince William, fiancee Kate Middleton and their families ahead of the royal wedding next month.
"My advice is just enjoy it, enjoy it because it's (the) most extraordinary experience to see your daughter marrying someone who loves her, who wants to take care of her and you just want to be part of their happiness."
Asked if she would be watching William and Kate tie the knot the April 29 ceremony in London on TV, she said: "Of course, of course, I love weddings"
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Dear __Hilary Clinton__,
His Royal Highness Prince William Arthur Philip Louis of Wales, Royal Knight Companion of the Most Noble Order of the Garter, and Catherine Elizabeth Middleton, wish to extend their __appreciation__ of your __sincere__ __advice__, on how best to __enjoy__ their __marriage__.
Unfortunately, all available seating at the event has long been reserved for traditional attendees and family members of the betrothed, so there are no longer vacancies for __you__, __”that cheating rat Bill”__, or your friends, __the Obanas__, even though you __”are friends of the President of the United States”__.
Fortunately, it is anticipated that the royal wedding will be simulcast on BBC1, without commentary, or BBC3, with various humorous commentaries provided in real time by lower class wits throughout the realm, in case your interest is more to the disparagement of the royal couple, nobles and other celebrities in attendance.
Thanks ever so much for your __interest__,
Humphrey Appleby, III
Deputy 2nd Assistant to the Royal Mews Barista
and Keeper of the Newcomen Automatic Signature
Generation Device
(signed)
Hillary still has fond memories of her wedding with Bill. She can still hear the banjos.
I’m amazed she’s sounding off.
All the tabloids are saying the Chelsea marriage is in big trouble, probably over.
(I know this because my beauty shop has all the Enquirer’s, People Magazines etc.)
The she beast should be in prison for numerous felonies instead of our White House cabinet. What a disgrace this woman is!
“I’d hit it”
With what? A shovel?
“Hillary still has fond memories of her wedding with Bill. She can still hear the banjos.”
And they loved the bride’s maid . . . they met her in college . . . they were both dating her.
Now that is hillarious, Hillary giving marriage advice.
Well you figured, Hilary was both taking care of “offical American business”, plus also helping her daughter out planning her wedding as well and not looking stressed out last year.
Leni
Did anybody ask for her advice?
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