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¡Ask a Mexican!
¡Ask a Mexican! ^ | GUSTAVO ARELLANO

Posted on 03/03/2011 8:25:12 AM PST by Responsibility2nd

¡Ask a Mexican!


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Mexico; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: aliens; askamexican; immigration; importingsocialism; mexicofirst
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OK, so I was riding the bus to work this morning and a lady next to me was reading The Current (liberal off-beat rag). I noticed she was reading "¡Ask a Mexican!"

Say What?

Anyway, all us Gabachos should take a look. It looks like a weekly column.

1 posted on 03/03/2011 8:25:14 AM PST by Responsibility2nd
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To: Responsibility2nd

Dear Mexican, should I buy off the shelf mole, or make it myself?


2 posted on 03/03/2011 8:28:52 AM PST by lormand (A Government who robs Peter to pay Paul, will always have the support of Paul)
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To: lormand

Make it yourself!


3 posted on 03/03/2011 8:33:38 AM PST by Tax-chick (James is still hungry.)
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To: Responsibility2nd
It's been around for years. It can be occasionally funny, but is basically a rant against supposedly hypocritical Americans who take advantage of the cheap labor of illegals while complaining about the cost of educating their children, etc.

Of course the column is hypocritical in that it claims that Mexicans are unfairly painted with a broad brush. It does this by painting Americans with a broad brush.

4 posted on 03/03/2011 8:34:40 AM PST by who_would_fardels_bear
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To: who_would_fardels_bear

Donde esta los banos?


5 posted on 03/03/2011 8:35:43 AM PST by massgopguy (I owe everything to George Bailey)
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To: massgopguy

Dónde está la biblioteca


6 posted on 03/03/2011 8:37:48 AM PST by libertarian27 (Ingsoc: Department of Life, Department of Liberty, Department of Happiness)
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To: Responsibility2nd

What the hell kind of screwy language uses upside-down question marks and exclamation points anyway??


7 posted on 03/03/2011 8:42:39 AM PST by reagan_fanatic (A communist is just a liberal in a hurry)
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To: Responsibility2nd
Dear Mexican: why do y'all insist on coming to our country illegally, committing crimes, spreading 3rd World diseases, taking jobs Americans will do, then whining about how mistreated you are, instead of manning up and fighting to liberate your own damn country, like our Founding Fathers did?

Scouts Out! Cavalry Ho!

8 posted on 03/03/2011 8:47:16 AM PST by wku man (Still holding my breath, but exhaling a bit after Nov. 2...)
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To: Responsibility2nd

Dear Mexican, how come there is no spanish word for “stripper”?


9 posted on 03/03/2011 8:47:28 AM PST by lormand (A Government who robs Peter to pay Paul, will always have the support of Paul)
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To: Responsibility2nd

Cabron: Why are you in my country?


10 posted on 03/03/2011 8:47:40 AM PST by tumblindice
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To: reagan_fanatic

Vestigial latin.


11 posted on 03/03/2011 8:48:21 AM PST by texmexis best
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To: lormand

Carlos Estevez, Is that you?


12 posted on 03/03/2011 8:48:33 AM PST by Responsibility2nd (Yes, as a matter of fact, what you do in your bedroom IS my business.)
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To: Responsibility2nd

Here’s a few... Not really questions, but whatever.

“Yes... and a LARGE Dr PEPPER!... What?.. speak english please!... Hablo Ingles? Hablo Ingles?”

“ITS VERDE!! VAMANOS!!”

“Take-o Me-o to the Airporto!... Si! Airplane’s ..zoom zoom....

Where’s my cabin?... Yes, the red bag is mine too.


13 posted on 03/03/2011 8:48:48 AM PST by NeverForgetBataan (To the German Commander: ..........................NUTS !)
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To: tumblindice

Que lo tomó de nosotros. lo estamos recuperando.


14 posted on 03/03/2011 8:50:43 AM PST by Responsibility2nd (Yes, as a matter of fact, what you do in your bedroom IS my business.)
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To: Responsibility2nd

Why can’t you get a simple order for a burrito with only beans, rice and vegetables correct, no matter how many times I say “Sin crema, sin carne, sin pollo, sin pesco y sin queso y huevos por favor”?


15 posted on 03/03/2011 8:54:28 AM PST by NorthStarStateConservative (I'm just another disabled naturalized minority vegan pro life conservative.)
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To: Responsibility2nd

Ese gabacho ni siquiera habla español!


16 posted on 03/03/2011 9:00:11 AM PST by Dan B Cooper
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To: lormand

Or computer


17 posted on 03/03/2011 9:00:52 AM PST by Vaduz
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To: massgopguy

That always comes after

Dos cervezas por favor.


18 posted on 03/03/2011 9:01:07 AM PST by DManA
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To: NorthStarStateConservative

Answer:

“Because, senior, I’m bi-illeterate in two languages. I can’t read or write (or even speak) Spanish or English.”

Perdóname.


19 posted on 03/03/2011 9:02:12 AM PST by Responsibility2nd (Yes, as a matter of fact, what you do in your bedroom IS my business.)
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To: NorthStarStateConservative

Quiero un burrito con solamente las habas y los vehículos


20 posted on 03/03/2011 9:11:05 AM PST by BlowNegative
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