Posted on 02/24/2011 8:24:20 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
So she never interviewed you?
Doesn’t sound very nice.
I first met with a lady and a man. The man went into nancys office after my interview with them and Nancy came out and said i will get back to you.
Does that mean she may call you for a second interview because she was busy/whatever?
So glad to hear that! I hope they pay as well or better. But I’d hate to see you
leave, being a professional is such a high honor and so valued in our society.
“Sarah Palin’s attorney general Mark Levin has declared Roe v Wade unconstitutional”? ROFLMAO!!!!
I doubt it. I know she did not like the reference letters.
Mitch and Gomer. Just two more guys who can talk the talk, but that’s as far as it goes. “Me too” isn’t leadership.
What do you mean? I just stick the snakes in my shorts.
Thank you! My other opportunities are closer to my home, and would be better situations for the potential of starting a family in years to come.
And I love Mark Levin. He cracks me up. Hell, if Barry can say Doma is unconstitutional, why can’t I declare any law I see fit as unconstitutional?
sent you a private message
If the President ignores Federal Law, why should anyone else obey Federal Law either?
Must...not...post...next...thought.
What a witch. I wish just once those type of people could be caught in their own webs of PCness.
I hereby declare all Federal Laws governing the manufacture, sale, and possession of firearms Unconstitutional.
Hey Rush, I am not really so interested in the Hawaiian Birth Certificate, but I wondered what happened to the Indonesian Passport. Does he still have it? He cannot hold dual citizenship
I see barkley is a still a punk.
You do know social service non-profits are notoriously liberal, don’t you?
I interviewed at a few in my time, and could just feel the moonbat vibes . . .
Hello.
IMO, the Antagonizer in Chief is attempting to spark a conflict that will give him an excuse to institute a national state of emergency.
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