Posted on 02/24/2011 8:24:20 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Limbaugh and Snerdley's impromptu 'Rush and Andy" routine was soooo funny. What a great bit.
I hope the Maha puts it up as a sound bite on his web site.
I'm still guffawing....
Leni
I was never bullied by any steward. I was friends with most of them and they respected my stance. (beer drinking buddies) Also, I didn’t start out with the beliefs I ended up having by the end of my career.
Now, we have to be on the look out for Malcolm X’s daughter trying to take our identities.
I wonder if Calypso Louie will start a defense fund?
Wonder when it’s time to panic over oil?
Thank you! I wanted to go the 35 years but my left knee gave out so I hung it up. It’s a hard job on the body.
If ya don’t feed the ruts ya caint make no rut beer.
About 10 years ago. We all knew this day was coming and many said so back when Bush tried to open drilling in ANWR, etc. Those who opposed it then should be called on it now.
Well, well, the fish rahm hired Daley aids. Shocking....
I am pretty much at “panic” if prices don’t level off (and I don’t see that happening).
I am obviously at an income level waaaaaaay below Rush.
It was an honor to meet you today, upsdriver. Some of us Teamsters are conservative and appreciate our union jobs in the private sector for companies that have to make a profit. I have to get going. I will help my daughter deliver her newspapers. Bye.
Is it just me, or does Snerdley’s JJ have a touch of Jamaican to it?
NO— you’re not series are you?
This is HUGH
Fo-TOE-sin-the-sis. Is Snerdley referencing Rahm?
OK, I just got in. What is going on? Is this some bit?
Rasta-Snerdley...
And they brought it all to Hope and Change !!!
Getting reports that protesters have entered offices of GOP of WI
Does Snerdley belong to the Mystic Knights of the Sea?
Leni
Hello.
He should. Conservatives big mistake is not cleaning up the around them. One should always surround themselves with people they can trust. Bush should have done the same. I hope the House of Representatives hired their own people, but I doubt this was done.
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