Posted on 02/24/2011 8:24:20 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Khadaffi Duck and Snooty Bama. They would make a great loony toons pair.
Oh no he said it.
ROFL! Imagine if you didn’t have a birth certificate!
Dammit, Rush...you’re just going to stir up that foaming rabid moonbat O’Reilly with that ‘birth certificate’ nonsense...
I wonder if any students were brave enough to ask him if he’s read the AZ law yet.
Cuing the usual suspects in 5, 4, 3, 2, . . . .
You mean passport/visa files that were changed, oops, I mean ‘hacked’ into (good job Brennan firm)?
How about his name change (not noted in divorce docs), his lack of aliases used on bar application, etc.
Washington Post:
President Obama’s risky rejection of the Defense of Marriage Act
Thursday, February 24, 2011
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2011/02/23/AR2011022306770.html
The report I saw was on WPXI...it should Holder at the lectern (he brought TOTUS—no wonder Barky couldn’t ‘talk’ about Libya) and then showed him sitting ‘discussing’ his ‘journey’ to AG. My guess all Affirmative Action and how ‘hard’ he had it.
Duquesne should be ashamed.
Get the net.
Mine has the raised seal of the Commiewealth of PA :)
Somewhere Ted Baxter’s head is ‘sploding.
Maybe they expended all their energies yesterday? A gal can dream, can’t she?
Should = showed (dang predictive spelling).
Rush talked about how Saudi Arabia has said they will increase production. We needn’t ask why AMERICA won’t increase production because we already know the answer.
Time will tell. Depends on their meds.
Mitchy poo is DOA in my book. My friend eric just adores him. I sent eric a text about what daniels did and i have not heard back.
I know will defend him to the teeth. Eric is smart and speaks will but is native.
Rush, “Even Gaddafi has a birth certificate”
LMAO! Prepare for birther trolls!
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