Thats good. Reminds me of the passage that says women cannot brew coffee.
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Be assured, I will be stealing your joke and claiming it as my own.
The most memorable one was the first line in the Book of Genesis: "In the big inning, God created heaven and earth."
LOL.
I think another one was from the Book of Numbers: "Every man of Israel shall pitch by his father's house," or something like that. Another one from the Old Testament was about some kind of infestation of insects: "And He sent many flies among them, and they caught every one."