Posted on 02/17/2011 8:25:44 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
I could be wrong, but I think many people are starting to realize that the government can't keep promising that “somebody else” will pay for it.
Hi, dear.
They don’t know if/what they are protesting????? Scary. And Sad.
Hi CC (waves!)
No school! We are morons!
Some Alabama A-_____ poisoned Toomer’s Oaks. Clint Jr and the rest of the school is in mourning.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2674914/posts
Idol pong
Yes, how oppressive these evil Republican governors are, actually trying to hold unions accountable.
They’re actually out there saying they’re ‘oppressed.’ Having to do without a second or third big screen TV or putting off a new SUV for another year is SO oppressive . . .
Delaware Republican Chair Tom Ross AGAIN angers Delaware conservatives
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/2675209/posts
sure it wasn’t a geezer golfer who really had to wizzz ?
it is Men’s Club day
Bust them Unions I say! Everywhere in the USA!
My tatts jazz girl went home :o(
Cowboy baritone boy still in :o)
Apparently Justin Beiber isn't one of them. He thinks that Canadian Health Care is "free".
“Freeloaders and free-riders”
Love it! I agree 100%.
In for just a bit again today....dang I need to take a day off....
Let your fingers do do the voting.
You should hear the libs here rant and rave about the Tea Party. Apparently, because Kentucky receives so much money from the Federal government, we should forget our principles.
lol.
I told one lib that if you don’t stand for something even when it potentially negatively impacts you, you really don’t have principles at all.
Yep, the truth hurts.
I hope that The WI Gov keeps this up!
I have a question for you freepers...
Do you remember some time ago that Rush referred to homeless communities which were forming in places around the country (Hawaii?) as “Obamavilles?” The media was blaming Bush for the homeless shanty encampments on Bush, and Rush discussed it in the context of Obama’s policies. What ever happened to all of the Obamaville residents? I never heard whether they got their free living arrangements?
Just wondering...
They already caught the SOB.
It was some POS Bama fan that called into a radio show and said he saw a 1983 newspaper clipping showing they rolled Toomer’s the day Bear Bryant died.
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