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Text Message Blows up Suicide Bomber by Accident (Russia)
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Posted on 01/27/2011 6:46:54 PM PST by Dallas59

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To: edpc

And with any luck that’s where the bish went...


41 posted on 01/27/2011 8:18:21 PM PST by Felis_irritable
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To: Dallas59
Achmed the dead terrorist: "I keel you!!"
42 posted on 01/27/2011 8:20:34 PM PST by Lakeshark (Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
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To: AnAmericanMother

Good one! Can I borrow that? Darn that is funny.


43 posted on 01/27/2011 8:26:42 PM PST by bobby.223
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To: Dallas59

Perhaps now there will be a few laws that make all phone service providers send at least one daily text or voicemail to their phones. That would really make the bombers’ day.


44 posted on 01/27/2011 8:28:16 PM PST by Secret Agent Man (I'd like to tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.)
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To: Lakeshark

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uwOL4rB-go


45 posted on 01/27/2011 8:34:14 PM PST by JRios1968 (This is me, in a nutshell: "Let me out of here...I'm trapped in a nutshell!!!!")
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To: Dallas59

I love work accidents!


46 posted on 01/27/2011 8:39:02 PM PST by cynwoody
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To: JRios1968
Funniest.
Skit.
Evah.

Very appropriate considering the article........

47 posted on 01/27/2011 8:39:10 PM PST by Lakeshark (Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
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To: Dallas59

Premature detonation?


48 posted on 01/27/2011 9:26:11 PM PST by Jack Hydrazine (It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
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To: Dallas59

“Happy New....BOOM”

LOLOL. Great news.


49 posted on 01/27/2011 9:50:03 PM PST by ProtectOurFreedom
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To: One Name
“Congratulations for becoming a new XYZ customer! Your service is now activated...

More like

“Congratulations for becoming a new XYZ customer! Your ser"

50 posted on 01/27/2011 11:11:43 PM PST by Jeff Chandler (Judas Iscariot - the first social justice advocate. John 12:3-6)
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To: tbw2

An analysis I read of the incident was that it was a sign she wasn’t a professional, that these phones are usually kept OFF until right before hand.


Wouldn’t have made any difference. If the phone was off-line, the text message would have stayed on the service. As soon as the phone was turned on, the message would be sent...BOOM!


51 posted on 01/27/2011 11:23:14 PM PST by chaosagent (Remember, no matter how you slice it, forbidden fruit still tastes the sweetest!)
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To: chaosagent
"ONE OF THESE DAYS... MILKSHAKE... BOOM!"


52 posted on 01/27/2011 11:48:18 PM PST by william clark (Ecclesiastes 10:2)
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To: The Comedian; JoeProBono

Best HEADLINE of the Year Award?


53 posted on 01/28/2011 2:02:43 AM PST by hennie pennie
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To: bobby.223
Feel free, I stole it from somebody else.

If I could remember who, I'd give them credit!

54 posted on 01/28/2011 6:24:18 AM PST by AnAmericanMother (Ministrix of ye Chasse, TTGC Ladies' Auxiliary (recess appointment))
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To: Dallas59; All
"One ringy dingy...Just one."


Today is a good day to die.
I didn't say for whom.

55 posted on 01/28/2011 7:16:55 AM PST by The Comedian (Stop voting for The Government Party)
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To: Jack Hydrazine

56 posted on 01/28/2011 7:18:14 AM PST by MrB (The difference between a (de)humanist and a Satanist is that the latter knows who he's working for.)
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To: MrB

Blow it out your ear, Achmed!


57 posted on 01/28/2011 8:09:10 AM PST by Jack Hydrazine (It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
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To: Dallas59

In Soviet Union, spam deletes YOU.


58 posted on 01/28/2011 12:25:28 PM PST by Riley (The Fourth Estate is the Fifth Column.)
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To: Dallas59

....killing her at a safe house.

I love the irony!


59 posted on 01/28/2011 12:29:43 PM PST by derllak
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To: Dallas59

Dear Lord, I laughed so hard that it hurt.


60 posted on 01/28/2011 12:52:39 PM PST by AnOldCowhand (The west is dead. You may lose a sweetheart, but you will never forget her - Charles Russell)
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