While my fireplace blazed on a spare the air day, I knocked over a container of milk while attempting to change mercury filled light bulb. Both the city I live in and the county have now been declared a disaster area.
Were you, perhaps, smoking a cigar while engaged in a CFL removal exercise? And was your SUV idling in the driveway?
“While my fireplace blazed on a spare the air day, I knocked over a container of milk while attempting to change mercury filled light bulb. Both the city I live in and the county have now been declared a disaster area.”
I’m sorry, there’s no more money for Superfund sites. You’ll just have to move.