Posted on 01/25/2011 6:53:27 AM PST by takenoprisoner
After decades of hiding in the closet, pretending they represented opposing political views, tonight, demos and rinos will hold hands, and sit side by side.
This rare display of public affection, by the twin parties, has the entire nation abuzz with excrement. Their coming out of the closet will take place tonight, during Bambi's pep rally, aka, the LGBT address.
It was Bambi, who first suggested they come out of the closet. He said it was past time for condress to show the nation just how unified the two parties really are.
Members of condress quickly humped onto the butt wagon. Many said it will be a relief to finally be out of the closet.
In the past, condress members sat separately during these pep rallies. Each one pretending they didn't have any love, or affection, whatsoever, for the other. But tonight, all that changes. Shirley, all credit is due Bambi.
At the close of the pep rally, it is anticipated the members of condress will all hold hands to form a circle in the laced palace. At this time, it is expected Bambi will move to the center of the circle jerk. Then, each member, one by one, will move to the center to bless Bambi, for giving them the courage to come out of the closet.
It is not anticipated Bambi will give any member the courtesy of a reach around. At least not in public. However, an unnamed source very close to their inner rectum, has said McLimpi is all giddy with anti-acid, at the pleaseability of a private rendezvous with the ONE. He said the two may meet later, in the oral office, for private disgustsions.
Both McLimpi, and Bambi, have refused to comment on the queery raised. However, a McLimpi staff member, along with an elbow nudge, and a wink, has inferred it was a go.
I heard Rush play several SRM “talking heads” going forth with their “school prom” meme...and was thinking...(yeah, scary, huh?) that I am almost 100% certain that is exactly what our Founding Fathers were thinking about when they put our constitution together. Prom night! You betcha! Our country is being run by all the nerds from high school that are playing “let’s pretend to be serious adults conducting very serious business”.
No wonder they had the wisdom to include the Second Amendment and Thank God that they did.
“The GOP fools are being played like a fiddle. They should stay on their side of the aisle.”
I know it, you know it, we all know it. So why don’t they know they are being played? And the answer is......?
You betcha they should have the balls to deny Obama, to stay on their side of the aisle. Like ExTexasRedhead said, “this is a national disgrace.”
I agree and I also believe when the dem claps or jumps up his rep partner will feel obligated to do it and then everyone is jumping and clapping for the world to see how this clown brings people together.
Small thought but my view.
Former PA Marine
Rush suggested they wear red sashes to indicate the state of the national debt.
They might as well have all the urinals removed from the capitol building since these guys I’m sure would all prefer to pee sitting.
American patriots are rolling in their graves all over the world.
Worth repeating. First the "week off" becasue a congresswoman, one of 435, is shot, so the WHOLE Capitol has to shut down.
Now, the GOP falls for the Dem suggestion to just sit together in a show of bipartisanship. Well, who asked for that? Not us!
The GOP is not called the stupid party for nothing.
We have American patriots being shot and shot at 24/7. What ribbons did these Elitists wear to recognize that fact?
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