[NormsRevenge]

EU P U .. This smells.

[dead]

Somebody stole my secret wishes and lofty ideals!

[pissant]

LOL. Surely this is the Onion?

[Mr. K]

Why don’t INDIVIDUALS have carbon credits? I would like to sell mine.

Let’s all get together and flood their market (Do a Cloward-Piven on this scheme to sell indulgences)

[NormsRevenge]

All the usual suspects are being interviewed..

[Minn]

I wonder how many unicorns and vials of magic pixie dust those bastards absconded with.

[DuncanWaring]

Sounds like something you would write.

[Attention Surplus Disorder]

Great. Counterfeit carbon credits. And the agencies that detect and verify them.

[bkepley]

Probably Mr. Burns.

[La Lydia]

How does one fence stolen carbon credits? Why would anyone acquire stolen carbon credits? Seems to me like they would be immediately traceable, because they only exist on paper, no wait, scratch paper, they only exist as electrons.

[dead]

If caught, these guys will have to spend years in an imaginary prison, like mimes.

[MNDude]

along with million dollars in monopoly money

[Red Badger]

Pssst! Hey buddy! I’ll trade ya for a million in Bellagio Casino Chips...........pass it on.............

[SERKIT]

Were they looking to trade carbon credits for unicorn pelts?

[kevinm13]

That and 2 bucks will get you a coffee at most Starbucks.

[ReverendJames]

Some peoples stole something that doesn’t exist?

[Brett66]

What could go wrong with a cap n tax scheme like this? Surely we’ll be able to control the climate if we trade these imaginary units and various criminal organizations wouldn’t ever try to take advantage while we smugly save the planet would they?

[UCANSEE2]

"The EU Emission Trading Scheme (ETS) is the largest multinational, greenhouse gas emissions trading scheme Ponzi Scheme in the world, but has repeatedly suffered security breaches.

[Domalais]

Wait... someone stole something that doesn't really exist or mean anything in the first place. Not only that, but they stole it online in a market where people buy and sell things that don't exist. And they've potentially made millions of dollars?

My head hurts.

[GenXteacher]

Later, near an open car trunk:
“Yo, I got some fresh carbon credits right here. What? Naw, man, this is better than magic beans! So good the price is two Benjamins instead of one...aight.....see ya....sucka.”

Not much difference between the original seller and the fence, come to think of it.

[Liberty Valance]

ROFLOMAO!