[The Comedian]

I was thinking Chastity’s back wouldn’t be hurting if she would stay off it.

That's setting the amusement bar terribly high for only the second post of the thread...

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[GeronL]

I’m usually really late to the party, I got in that one fast though.

[Lurker]

Damn. He beat me to it.

[Lurker]

One of our very dear friends is a 3rd year Medical Resident at a major hospital in Wisconsin. She's studying Anesthesiology. She's also Canadian. She came here to escape the Canadian health care system.

This woman was shriekingly liberal 3 years ago. Now, not so much. She says things that would make me blush, if I could blush that is.