[jessduntno]

Australia, meanwhile, has raised its security level from "No worries" to "She’ll be alright, Mate." Three more escalation levels remain: "Crikey!", "I think we'll need to cancel the Barbie this weekend", and "The Barbie is cancelled."

[EQAndyBuzz]

And not to forget the United States. Today their level went from “Bush’s fault.” to “Oh no, not this shit again.”

However, the traditional pepsico Obama logo has been changed to a face palm.

[Behemothpanzer]

Canada has responded by raising their alert status from “I’m sorry you bumped into me” to “Take off, eh!” Canada has two higher levels of alert status: “CAR!” and “Hockey Fight!”

[freedumb2003]

>>Australia, meanwhile, has raised its security level from “No worries” to “She’ll be alright, Mate.” Three more escalation levels remain: “Crikey!”, “I think we’ll need to cancel the Barbie this weekend”, and “The Barbie is cancelled.”<<

“The Barbie is canceled” has never been reached.

[ssaftler]

And Now For Something Completely Different...

[ReverendJames]

And in Canada their alert level went from “We’re out of Molson, Time To Panic” to “Everyone Head To Hollywood”

[SlowBoat407]

This appears to be the work not of John Cleese, but of John Humberstone here . Not sure where he got it, or if he came up with it on his own.

[Sergio]

bookmark.

[Moltke]

“Got link?”