Gimme some sugar

New York Post ^ | January 8, 2011 | YOAV GONEN

[ConservativeStatement]

A Brooklyn teacher caught naked in a lesbian sex romp was given the heave-ho this week -- after ridiculously claiming that she ended up naked and sweaty with a colleague on a classroom floor because she was being treated for low blood sugar.

Spanish teacher Alini Brito, 30, said colleague Cindy Mauro led her into a darkened classroom at James Madison HS for an insulin shot and candy when a dizzy spell forced her to the ground.

"[I] started getting those -- my heart beating fast, a little dizzy, and I knew that I wasn't feeling well," she told school officials regarding the November 2009 incident.

[ConservativeStatement]

Cue up Def Leppard's "Pour Some Sugar on Me."

[Iron Munro]

'Horndog High' teachers Alini Brito, Cindy Mauro were boozed up before sexual tryst at James Madison

[section9]

GUILTY!

Best,

Chris

[TomGuy]

"[I] started getting those -- my heart beating fast, a little dizzy, and I knew that I wasn't feeling well,"

That sounds more like a Panic Attack -- from being caught!

[Enterprise]

Rolling Stones "Brown Sugar."

"Brown Sugar
How come you taste so good?
Brown Sugar
Just like a young girl should."

[jimbo123]

Not guilty.

[willk]

Sounds like a ploy to sue the school ala Mr Garrison-Mr Slave (Southpark). “Lemingwinks,Lemingwinks...” Still the most gross episode ever.

[Enterprise]

Section9: "Guilty."

Jimbo123: "Not guilty."

We have a hung jury. A "miss trial" is now declared.

[Cicero]

What’s the problem? They were just practicing a sex-ed demonstration for the kindergartners.

[socal_parrot]

Happens to me all the time. If I don’t have my morning donuts, I am naked and sweaty on my cubicle floor by noon.

[Astronaut]

EXTREMELY NOT GUILTY. Thats a class I’d like to attend.

[donhunt]

Alini didn’t get fired because of the sex romp. She got fired because she ate sugar which is against Bloomberg’s rules.

[shiva]

Not Guilty!

[Liberty Valance]

Tie me up and make me learn low-sugar Spanish!

[Iron Munro]

New Diabetes Therapy?

The safety agent said she saw Brito "naked on the floor with her legs kneeled,
like in a birthing position, and I saw the blonde between her legs."

[Minn]

Outrageous behavior, for certain. But I've never understood what motivates people that witness a scene like this to tattle. I can, of course, intellectualize it: "what if it had been kids that walked in". Still, if I were the guy that stumbled across this, I just don't think running to the authorities would be my first, or even my second, thought.

I witnessed a scene in a health club shower the other day, where one guy was bringing the establishment over some behavior of another guy in a shower stall. I don't know what exactly this incident was about, and I can understand the unpleasantness of some homo perv wanking in the showers. But man, somebody else can be the one to bring him to justice. That's the last sort of incident I want to be associated with in any way.

[Dr. Bogus Pachysandra]

I’d pay good money to watch that!!

[wastedyears]

Not guilty on both accounts.

[wastedyears]

James Madison is a high school.

Now I’m just waiting to hear about something happening at Lincoln High School. Preferably with teachers I don’t know.

[Charles Martel]

New Diabetes Therapy?

Just watch, now "Diabetes Therapy" will become a new euphemism for that particular act, just like "Yodeling in the Canyon". George Carlin would've loved it.