[1_Rain_Drop]

I was walking my dog last night. Just as a neighbor walked by, I happened to say "Good boy" to my dog.
Neighbor said "You can't say that"
me "Can't say what?"
neighbor "boy"
My eyes rolled to the back of my head. I kept on walking.

[Kenny Bunk]

I happened to say "Good boy" to my dog.

If your dog is black, you, my friend, are already in a heap'o'trouble. Get an attorney.