If your dog is black, you, my friend, are already in a heap'o'trouble. Get an attorney.
Black Lassie, fat and sassy
She started poor, aw
But now she's rich
She's the queen
Of the doggy world
Black Lassie is a ghetto
(Sssh, don't you say it)
But I'm talking about Black Lassie
-Johnny Stash (aka Cheech and Chong)