Posted on 12/23/2010 8:18:45 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
The unions got Michelle Rhee fired, the blood is on their hands.
Go Mark, go! I wonder if Rush is listening to how it’s possible to still have the fire on December 23rd? Mark’s got it.
Great put down!
Was there every any doubt???
I guess...lost interest about the 86th time she repeated herself and tuned out. lol.
More educational follies.
So you have to fill out a permission slip to allow your child to say the Pledge of Allegiance.
But they don’t need one to have them be told that Heather Has Two Mommies.
Veselé vánoce!
My brother checked out a book titled “Baby Doll” when he was in the second grade....about a teenager who gets pregnant. And the school counselor thought it was perfectly acceptable!
That’s true. Too bad the kids and the country have to suffer. It’s past time to take down the unions.
Unbelievable. I think if I had kids, they’d either be home schooled or in the strictest Christian academy I could find.
Merry Christmas from Tennessee where the state anti-terrorism group listed the ACLU as a terrorist organization.
Good afternoon.
Wouldn't expect anything less from Crook County.
LOL! No!
I simply climbed on the seat of a ladder-backed chair in my kitchen to get down a roll of aluminum foil from the top shelf of my pantry. As I was getting down, something went wrong and I fell. On the way down I hit the top of my head on the male corner of a cement wall. Then I landed on the lumbar portion of my back onto my tile floor before my head continued its downward descent crashing and actually bounced a few times when the back of the head met the floor. Amazingly, I never lost conciousness.
I knew better than to climb on a chair.
I was over in Papua Indonesia at the time. My maid heard my screaming and when she realized it was my back she pounded on it as if to push the bone back into place.
I immediately called the ex-pat medical team and they were on site within five minutes. Taking me to the hospital went very smoothly. BUT the ex-pat doc didn’t suspect the skull fracture because there was no blood and the conciousness thing and because I passed the neurological response tests. So, we just x-rayed the back which at the time didn’t reveal the fracture. It was felt I got off lucky and that I didn’t need to med-evac out.
Two weeks later when the swelling on the head (goose egg) went down it was obvious I had a problem. We repeated x-rays, in the remote location there were no other tests available, which showed a slight depressed skull fracture now healing and the green stick fracture of the L5 vertebrae, also now healing. The x-rays were eventually emailed to an orthopedic doc in Singapore who also felt that nothing further was to be done.
At present I have about an hour and a half “sit” time and then I have to be horizontal for a while. I can make it through about a trip into one store, then I have to be horizontal. I could get pain meds overseas but here I’m having problems. So, I learning to be patient.
Or get birth control pills.
I’m amazed at the amount school has changed from my experience to his. Definitely do not want my future kiddos in a public school setting.
Oh, no! Mark Belling in on Monday!
But apparently Mark S. is back some other time next week.
Late in bttt
Now that is funny!!!
Merry Christmas.
Look at the bright side...it could have been Davis...
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