Posted on 12/23/2010 8:18:45 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
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We spend $30,000 a year an student in DC schools, money doesn’t matter Shannon!
Stupid liberal illogical thinking.
LOL!!! Dittos!
Using her “logic,” all we needed to do was ‘understand’ Hitler and try to reach a ‘bi-partisan’ solution with him.
THAT was a teacher? Teaching stupidity?
Cripes that’s horrible.
Were you in a car crash?
Walter Williams column today goes into DC educational failure.
I gotta start on thread on that book ASAP!
This is where LEFTIES come from, folks...they have access to your children eight hours a day; five days a week, and are turning them into hard-core marxists by the tens of thousands. Wake up, America! Educators are NOT your friends.
That is what is teaching our kids.
Unfortunately, she is sharing the brain of those running the country at the moment.
What they teach educators: Look at both sides. Aaahhh group hug!
What they teach engineers/scientists/business majors, etc: Optimize your solution by using a systematic way of prioritizing the tradeoffs and weighting their relative value then evaluate the top potential solutions based on this consistent system of metrics.
Sorry to hear that. Nice to see ya.
Oh good grief; can someone slap this chick.
I hate that argument..we could have classrooms instead of bombs....reminds me of two of my favorite bumperstickers:
1. Except for ending slavery, facism, Nazism, and Communism; War has never solved anything.
2. War is not the answer” Gosh Wally-if only Al-Qaeda, Hamas, Iran , and suicide bombers COULD SEE YOUR LITTLE BUMPER STICKER
We interrupt Mark Steyn for one moment....it was just announced that the Chicago Board of Election Supervisors has voted unanimously that Rahm Emanuel will be on the February mayoral ballot.
It's the Chicago Way!
Leni
Hahahah. Surprised there hasn’t been one already.
” My poor Krell. After a million years of shining sanity, they could hardly have understood what power was destroying them.”
For our own sanity, we have to laugh at those idiots.
Typical “educator” I’m afraid.
Mark handled it well.
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