Posted on 12/23/2010 8:18:45 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and hes not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (thats Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! Americas anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to dothats host. Get ready to what you were born to dothats listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Agree, Dryman. Davis is the worst.
I always intend to get one of those and always forget (mostly because I live by my Outlook calendar)
I don't want a divorce! LOL!
I still shake my head at how self aggrandizing, crass and narcissistic that was.
Pathological...
You know I was in the Rite-Aid the other day, and they had a display of those “Chia Americana” figures I sent you the link for last week.
They had the Chia Lincoln, the Chia Washington, and the Chia Liberty, but funny, no Chia Obama.
Betcha it wasn’t sold out either.
Bloody Awesome!
+100!
Thank goodness Mark Steyn is on again!
Mark S. must have read my post!!
My favorite undocumented talk show host!
Freaky!
Yay for Clint, Jr.! War Eagle!
I am so jealous (not that I can sit in a stadium these days. Broke my back in February).
Love the book! You made my day!
Hi, famous.
Bears pong
What are you wearing?
Hello, dear.
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