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BaQa'—or Is It Humbug? [Klingon Christmas Carol]
Wall Street Journal ^ | 18 December 2010 | DOUGLAS BELKIN

Posted on 12/20/2010 10:42:06 AM PST by Fractal Trader

Across the country this week, productions of Charles Dickens' "A Christmas Carol" are warming hearts. In this city, one version poses this question: What if Charles Dickens were a Trekkie?

The answer runs an hour and 20 minutes and includes three fight scenes, 17 actors with latex ridges glued to their foreheads and a performance delivered entirely in Klingon—a language made up for a Star Trek movie.

"It's like an opera," says Christopher O. Kidder, the director and co-writer. "You know what's happening because you already know the story."

For those not fluent in Klingon, English translations are projected above the stage.

The arc of "A Klingon Christmas Carol" follows the familiar Dickens script: An old miser is visited on a hallowed night by three ghosts who shepherd him through a voyage of self-discovery. The narrative has been rejiggered to match the Klingon world view.

For starters, since there is neither a messiah nor a celebration of his birth on the Klingon planet of Kronos, the action is pegged to the Klingon Feast of the Long Night. Carols and trees are replaced with drinking, fighting and mating rituals. And because Klingons are more concerned with bravery than kindness, the main character's quest is for courage.

Klingons first appeared on the Star Trek television series in the 1960s. They were a brutish, warlike species who dramatized hostilities between the U.S. and the Soviet Union in the Cold War, Mr. Kidder says.

In 1984, producers of "Star Trek III: The Search for Spock," incorporated Klingons into the screenplay and asked Marc Okrand, a linguist with an expertise in Native American languages, to create dialogue for the movie. Mr. Okrand created a 2000-word language that could be expanded by compounding words.

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1 posted on 12/20/2010 10:42:10 AM PST by Fractal Trader
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To: Fractal Trader
redneck trekkies Pictures, Images and Photos
2 posted on 12/20/2010 10:45:25 AM PST by Snickering Hound
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To: Fractal Trader

“Carols and trees are replaced with drinking, fighting and mating rituals.”

Sounds like my kinda holiday! ;)


3 posted on 12/20/2010 10:45:54 AM PST by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (Attn. GOP: Deliver the goods, or we'll do to you what we did to the Dems!)
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To: ZirconEncrustedTweezers
...drinking, fighting and mating rituals.”

I have attended weddings that fit this description...
4 posted on 12/20/2010 10:49:50 AM PST by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: KevinDavis

syfy ping


5 posted on 12/20/2010 10:50:15 AM PST by raybbr (Someone who invades another country is NOT an immigrant - illegal or otherwise.)
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6 posted on 12/20/2010 10:53:14 AM PST by reagan_fanatic (Save the whales. Collect the whole set.)
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To: Fractal Trader

Hmmm. I always envisioned a Ferengi Christmas Carol...


7 posted on 12/20/2010 10:56:27 AM PST by null and void (We are now in day 697 of our national holiday from reality. - 0bama really isn't one of US.)
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To: null and void
Where Scrooge is admonished for being charitable...
8 posted on 12/20/2010 10:59:02 AM PST by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: Army Air Corps

See! See how well it works!


9 posted on 12/20/2010 11:00:16 AM PST by null and void (We are now in day 697 of our national holiday from reality. - 0bama really isn't one of US.)
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To: Snickering Hound

That’s very wrong, which is probably why I’m laughing my butt off.


10 posted on 12/20/2010 11:03:11 AM PST by Tijeras_Slim (Pablo lives jubtabulously!)
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To: Fractal Trader

A Christmas Carol? In Klingon????

jIH ta’ ghobe (I do not care.)


11 posted on 12/20/2010 11:07:14 AM PST by hoagy62 (.)
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To: hoagy62

i heard rhat james dohan invented klingnon.


12 posted on 12/20/2010 12:28:53 PM PST by bravo whiskey (If the little things really bother you, maybe it's because the big things are going well.)
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Nope...it was a man named Marc Okrand. He invented it for “Star Trek III” and designed it so that new words could be made by combining others.

Mr. Okrand actually consulted for this “Christmas Carol” travesty.


13 posted on 12/20/2010 1:12:47 PM PST by hoagy62 (.)
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To: GraceG; Dengar01; 21stCenturion; Malone LaVeigh; BenLurkin; zeugma; BuffaloJack; united1000; ...
I have seen Merry Christmas in Klingon.. Can anyone say Christmas either in Goauld, Asgard, or Ancient???




14 posted on 12/21/2010 5:22:05 PM PST by KevinDavis (I have no problem with a black president. But the one we have now is yellow to the core)
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To: Fractal Trader
STAR TREK TOILET PAPER

GOES TO URANUS AND WIPES OUT KLINGONS....


15 posted on 12/21/2010 6:04:42 PM PST by Vaquero ("an armed society is a polite society" Robert A. Heinlein.)
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