Gitmo Detainee: Joooos Used Witchcraft on Prisoners... Cat Was Trying to Have Sex With Me…

Al-Jezzera and WZ ^

[MindBender26]

Why don't we just nuc the entire ME and let the Almighty start over?

[ArrogantBustard]

It tried to penetrate me again and again. I recited the kursi verse again and again until the cat left.

I can think of more effective ways to rid oneself of a bothersome cat ...

[dila813]

Wow, these guys are mental

[GQuagmire]

NAPL and Kitty Ping List twofer ping

[UCANSEE2]

“The birds on the barbed wire would talk to me, and tell me to urinate in the milk. When the guards pass by my cell, the sound made by their pants talks to me.”

Had the exact same experience, back in the 60’s at an Acid Party.

[crosshairs]

Meow!

[Paladin2]

Now, what’s wrong about that again?

[dead]

They’re so twisted and weird, those cats.

[Army Air Corps]

I did not know that the GITMO prisoners were allowed to use hashish.

[Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus]

Cat Was Trying to Have Sex With Me...

From what I've heard about Muslims in the ME, I'd guess it was really the other way around.

[Sigurdrifta]

And it was probably a step up for him.

[reagan_fanatic]

Walid Muhammad Hajj: Once, when I was sleeping – on the floor, not on a bed – I suddenly felt that a cat was trying to penetrate me. It tried to penetrate me again and again. I recited the kursi verse again and again until the cat left.

Sorry - I'm laughing too hard to come up with a decent reply.

[SparkyBass]

DADM

Don’t Ask, Don’t Meow

:)

[Allegra]

There must be some AWESOME drugs going around Gitmo.

[Joe 6-pack]

"alid Muhammad Hajj: Yes, but by the grace of Allah, through frequent reading of the Koran and invocation of the names of Allah, they managed to withstand this."

I knew giving these guys a koran was a bad ides.

[Lazamataz]

I’d hit it.

[ArrogantBustard]

It would hit back ...

;'}

[dragonblustar]

It tried to penetrate me again and again. I recited the kursi verse again and again until the cat

[AliVeritas]

He almost had me; Now if he had said dog or a pig... /not

[calico_thompson]

Belief in witchcraft. I hope our Psy Ops guys are listening. Summon the Jinn!