Posted on 12/20/2010 8:03:32 AM PST by gitmogrunt
Clive Runnels reports from the border on the liberal masses scampering northward.
The flood of American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has intensified in the past week, sparking calls for increased patrols to stop the illegal immigration. The recent actions of the Tea Party are prompting an exodus among left-leaning citizens who fear they'll soon be required to hunt, pray, and to agree with Bill O'Reilly and Glenn Beck.
Canadian border farmers say it's not uncommon to see dozens of sociology professors, animal-rights activists and Unitarians crossing their fields at night. "I went out to milk the cows the other day, and there was a Hollywood producer from Newport, CA huddled in the barn," said Manitoba farmer Red Greenfield, whose acreage borders North Dakota. The producer was cold, exhausted and hungry. He asked me if I could spare a latte and some free-range chicken. When I said I didn't have any, he left before I even got a chance to show him my screenplay, eh?"
In an effort to stop the illegal aliens, Greenfield erected higher fences, but the liberals scaled them. He then installed loudspeakers that blared Rush Limbaugh across the fields. "Not real effective," he said. "The liberals still got through and Rush annoyed the cows so much that they wouldn't give any milk."
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I think you're right.
But maybe the libs will see it and get ideas... :)
Please please please don’t come to Canada. We already have more than enough liberals.
Very funny piece.
Eastern Wisdom: nothing changes/everything changes.
Still works; still current in the political eternal that we seem stuck in. How good this would be if it were true.
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